A Vulcan funeral dirge was a type of music performed at Vulcan funerals.

When The Doctor prevented several USS Voyager crewmembers from sleeping in sickbay by keeping it lighted in 2374, Neelix told him they'd then hold a sing-along, including a Vulcan funeral dirge, some Talaxian rondos, and the classics of Klingon opera; The Doctor then conceded. (VOY: "Demon")

Q, Junior, likened that Icheb's 2378 report on James T. Kirk made Kirk sound about as exciting as a Vulcan funeral dirge. Q Junior himself felt that Kirk, despite being a "lowly Human", at least "had pizazz." (VOY: "Q2")