I'm a huge Futurama fan and a fan of the original series and the early years of the next generation. I usually just browse this site, but on occasion I will contribute.
Something for the Star Trek parodies page:
- Zap Brannigan: "Give it to me straight Veins, am I going to make it?"
- Veins: "I think so."
- Brannigan: "I mean with Leela."
- Veins: "Dammit Zap, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!"