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Bashir tries to help when Garak suffers painful headaches from an implant in his brain.
 
Bashir tries to help when Garak suffers painful headaches from an implant in his brain.
   
 
==Summary==
 
==Summary==
 
===Teaser===
 
===Teaser===
As he and [[Julian Bashir]] walk along the [[Promenade]], [[Garak]] mentions that he wasted his entire morning waiting for a [[Galipotan]] [[freighter]] to arrive. He explains that such is the price of dealing with a species that refuses to acknowledge the concept of [[time]], although he adds that they make magnificent sweaters. Bashir yawns as Garak talks, having stayed up late reading ''[[The Never Ending Sacrifice]]'', a book Garak loaned him. Although Garak describes it as the finest [[Cardassian]] novel ever written, Bashir reluctantly admits he found it dull in parts. As he talks, they reach the [[Replimat]] only to find a line long enough that Garak suggests they will be finished with lunch in time for dinner. Bashir suggests [[Quark's]], but Garak is not in the mood for "noisy, crowded and vulgar," which also excludes the [[Klingon]] [[Klingon restaurant|restaurant]]. They resume their discussion of the novel while they wait in line and Bashir notes that the plot involves seven generations of a family, yet all of the characters spend their spend their lives serving the state. Garak finds this to be a redeeming quality, as the [[repetitive epic]] is the most elegant form of Cardassian literature. When Bashir points out that there is more to life than duty to the state, Garak calls him a prisoner of "[[Federation]] [[Wikipedia:Dogma|dogma]] and [[human]] prejudice."
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[[File:Bashir and Garak in line.jpg|thumb|Bashir and Garak wait in line]]
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As he and [[Julian Bashir]] walk along the [[Promenade]], [[Elim Garak|Garak]] mentions that he wasted his entire morning waiting for a [[Galipotan freighter]] to arrive. He explains that such is the price of dealing with a species that refuses to acknowledge the concept of [[time]], although he adds that they make magnificent sweaters. Bashir yawns as Garak talks, having stayed up late reading ''[[The Never Ending Sacrifice]]'', a book Garak loaned him. Although Garak describes it as the finest [[Cardassian]] [[novel]] ever written, Bashir reluctantly admits he found it dull in parts. As he talks, they reach the [[Replimat]] only to find a line long enough that Garak suggests they will be finished with lunch only in time for dinner. Bashir suggests [[Quark's]], but Garak is not in the mood for "noisy, crowded and vulgar," which also excludes the [[Klingon restaurant]]. They resume their discussion of the novel while they wait in line and Bashir notes that the plot involves seven generations of a family, yet all of the characters spend their lives serving the state. Garak finds this to be a redeeming quality, as the [[repetitive epic]] is the most elegant form of Cardassian literature. When Bashir points out that there is more to life than duty to the state, Garak calls him a prisoner of "''[[Federation]] dogma and [[Human]] prejudice''."
   
Bashir seems hurt by Garak's harsh comment, and as he responds, Garak suffers a severe and sudden migraine. Although Garak insists he is fine, Bashir points out that his skin is clammy and his pupils have contracted. Garak claims to be in perfect health and attempts to return to the topic at hand but he is interrupted by another bout of pain. Bashir rhetorically observes that Cardassian standards must be lower than his own and begins to lead Garak to the [[infirmary]], but Garak refuses to go with him, believing there is nothing wrong that sleep will not cure. He claims to have lost his appetite and walks off, agitated. [[Major]] [[Kira Nerys|Kira]] observes Garak's sudden departure and curiously walks over to Bashir to ask what happened, but the doctor is as confused as she is.
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Bashir seems hurt by Garak's harsh comment, and as he responds, Garak suffers a severe and sudden migraine. Although Garak insists he is fine, Bashir points out that his skin is clammy and his pupils have contracted. Garak claims to be in perfect health and attempts to return to the topic at hand but he is again interrupted by another bout of pain. Bashir rhetorically observes that Cardassian standards must be lower than his own and begins to lead Garak to the [[infirmary]], but Garak refuses to go with him, believing there is nothing wrong that sleep will not cure. He claims to have lost his appetite and walks off, agitated. [[Major]] [[Kira Nerys|Kira]] observes Garak's sudden departure and curiously walks over to Bashir to ask what happened, but the doctor is just as confused as she is.
   
 
===Act One===
 
===Act One===
[[Jadzia Dax]] looks on as Bashir uses his [[medical tricorder]] to examine an alien plant of some kind, which looks like a miniature bush with a large cone growing from it. She asks if he can tell what is wrong with the plant. In his "expert medical opinion," it is sick; however, when she asks why, he points out that his is a doctor, not a [[botany|botanist]]. Unfortunately, [[Keiko O'Brien]] is at a [[hydroponics]] conference on [[Rigel IV]] and the only [[Dax (symbiont)|Dax host]] to experiment with gardening was [[Tobin Dax|Tobin]], who had even less luck with plants than he did with women. All she is able to tell him about the plant is that she picked it up on [[Ledonia III]]. Asking to use her computer, Bashir discovers that Ledonian soil contains a type of [[fungus]] that helps plants retain water. He estimates that there is enough fungus left in the plant's soil to harvest it and produce a new batch and Dax tells him Keiko would be proud. However, he wishes [[humanoid]] patients were as easy to treat. Dax instinctively asks if [[Chief of Operations|Chief]] [[Miles O'Brien|O'Brien]] has dislocated his shoulder again, but Bashir is referring to Garak.
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[[Jadzia Dax]] looks on as Bashir uses his [[medical tricorder]] to examine an alien plant of some kind, which looks like a miniature bush with a large cone growing from it. She asks if he can tell what is wrong with the plant. In his "expert medical opinion," it is sick; however, when she asks why, he points out that [[I'm a doctor, not a...|he's a doctor, not a]] [[botany|botanist]]. Unfortunately, [[Keiko O'Brien]] is at a [[hydroponics]] conference on [[Rigel IV]] and the only [[Dax (symbiont)|Dax host]] to experiment with gardening was [[Tobin Dax|Tobin]], who had even less luck with plants than he did with women. All she is able to tell him about the plant is that she picked it up on [[Ledonia III]]. Asking to use her computer, Bashir discovers that Ledonian soil contains a type of [[fungus]] that helps plants retain water. He estimates that there is enough fungus left in the plant's soil to harvest it and produce a new batch and Dax tells him Keiko would be proud. However, he wishes [[humanoid]] patients were more easier to treat. Dax instinctively asks if [[Chief of Operations|Chief]] [[Miles O'Brien|O'Brien]] has dislocated his shoulder [[Transfigurations (episode)|again]], but Bashir is referring to Garak.
   
The [[doctor]] relates his lunchtime experience and how Garak seemed on the verge of a [[Wikipedia:Seizure|seizure]] yet refused to visit the infirmary. Dax suggests Garak has a [[Wikipedia:Phobia|phobia]] associated with doctors, but Bashir believes it has more to do with Cardassian pride. While Bashir can understand Garak's desire to keep his past a mystery, he is at a loss for why Garak would be secretive about his medical condition. Dax observes that Bashir is taking the matter too personally, which he concedes may be true, but he points out that he and Garak have eaten lunch together once a week for over a year, which should garner a little trust in his view. However, Dax points out that Bashir and Garak are not actual friends, so Garak has no reason to trust him. It is obvious Bashir has feelings to the contrary as he agrees with her and claims he does not trust Garak either.
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The [[doctor]] relates his lunchtime experience and how Garak seemed on the verge of a seizure yet refused to visit the infirmary. Dax suggests Garak has a phobia associated with doctors, but Bashir believes it has more to do with Cardassian pride. While Bashir can understand Garak's desire to keep his past a mystery, he is at a loss for why Garak would be secretive about his medical condition. Dax observes that Bashir is taking the matter too personally, which he concedes may be true, but he points out that he and Garak have eaten lunch together once a week for [[Past Prologue (episode)|over a year]], which should garner a little trust in his view. However, Dax points out that Bashir and Garak are not actual friends, so Garak has no reason to trust him. It is obvious Bashir has feelings to the contrary, as he agrees with her and claims he does not trust Garak either.
   
Later that evening, Bashir enters the mostly vacant [[Promenade]] and notices Garak talking to [[Quark]], who holds a data pad. "So I take it we understand each other," Garak is saying to Quark. The [[Ferengi]] asks if he has ever let Garak down once in Garak's two years about [[Deep Space Nine]]. As Garak points out, they have never done business until now, which Quark says is why their deal is so important to him; he wants their business relationship to start on the right foot. Quark reassures Garak that he will procure Garak's merchandise, which Garak warns he must have soon. Garak leaves and Quark has a satisfied grin on his face until Bashir makes his presence known, claiming he could not help but "overhear" the conversation. Quark claims Garak ordered a "reasonably priced" [[sizing scanner]] from [[Merak II]], nothing more. Bashir asks why Garak seemed upset, but Quark claims not to have noticed, offering him some [[Saurian brandy]] or a late-night session in a [[holosuite]]. Seeing he will not learn anything from Quark, Bashir politely declines.
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Later that evening, Bashir enters the mostly vacant Promenade and notices Garak talking to [[Quark]], who holds a data pad. "''So I take it we understand each other,''" Garak is saying to Quark. The [[Ferengi]] asks if he has ever let Garak down once in Garak's two years aboard [[Deep Space 9]]. As Garak points out, they have never done business until now, which Quark says is why their deal is so important to him; he wants their business relationship to start on the right foot. Quark reassures Garak that he will procure Garak's merchandise, which Garak warns he must have soon. Garak leaves and Quark has a satisfied grin on his face until Bashir makes his presence known, claiming he could not help but "overhear" the conversation. Quark claims Garak ordered a "reasonably priced" [[sizing scanner]] from [[Merak II]], nothing more. Bashir asks why Garak seemed upset, but Quark claims not to have noticed, offering him some [[Saurian brandy]] or a late-night session in a [[holosuite]]. Seeing he will not learn anything from Quark, Bashir politely declines.
   
As Bashir administers a [[hypospray]] to [[Commander]] [[Benjamin Sisko]] in the infirmary, he jokingly tells the commander not to yell at any more [[admiral]]s. "I wasn't yelling; I was just expressing my feelings &mdash; loudly," Sisko replies with a grin as he exits. He and O'Brien acknowledge each other as the chief passes by on his way in. Bashir asks O'Brien to help him find some old Cardassian medical files. O'Brien is not surprised Bashir has had trouble in accessing them, as the Cardassians did a general systems sweep before they withdrew from [[Bajor]]. Medical files would have been deleted along with everything else, but as he accesses Bashir's computer, O'Brien estimates he can retrieve the bulk of the data within two to three weeks. Bashir seems dismayed, but Quark interrupts on the emergency communications channel to announce that he is needs the doctor to come to [[Quark's Place|his bar]] immediately. Bashir and O'Brien exchange looks, unsure what to make of the request as Bashir grabs a [[Medkit]] and leaves.
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As Bashir administers a [[hypospray]] to [[Commander]] [[Benjamin Sisko]] in the infirmary, he jokingly tells the commander not to yell at any more [[admiral]]s. "''I wasn't yelling; I was just expressing my feelings &ndash; loudly,''" Sisko replies with a grin as he exits. He and O'Brien acknowledge each other as the chief passes by on his way in. Bashir asks O'Brien to help him find some old Cardassian medical files. O'Brien is not surprised Bashir has had trouble in accessing them, as the Cardassians did a general systems sweep before they withdrew from [[Bajor]]. Medical files would have been deleted along with everything else, but as he accesses Bashir's computer, O'Brien estimates he can retrieve the bulk of the data within two to three weeks. Bashir seems dismayed, but Quark interrupts on the emergency communications channel to announce that he is needs the doctor to come to his bar immediately. Bashir and O'Brien exchange looks, unsure what to make of the request as Bashir grabs a [[medkit]] and leaves.
   
[[Image:Garak collapses.jpg|thumb|Garak collapses in pain]]
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[[File:Garak collapses.jpg|thumb|Garak collapses in pain]]
In Quark's, Bashir finds a heavily intoxicated Garak sitting at the bar with several empty bottles of [[kanar]] in front of him, opening another over Quark's insistence that he has had enough. Garak is pleasantly surprised to see Bashir. He promises to reschedule their lunch date and asks Bashir to join him. Bashir accepts, reaching for the bottle, and suggests that they drink the kanar somewhere private. Garak agrees and suggests his quarters, but as they get up to leave, Bashir mentions that he must make a stop at the infirmary. Despite being intoxicated, Garak still has his wits about him. The Cardassian stops and laughs at Bashir's attempt to trick him, demanding the bottle back. The two of them debate the matter for a few seconds before Garak appears to suffer a seizure, grabbing Bashir's arm as he collapses in pain. Bashir contacts [[Ops]] to order an emergency transport to the infirmary and the two of them beam out of the bar.
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In Quark's, Bashir finds a heavily intoxicated Garak sitting at the bar with several empty bottles of [[kanar]] in front of him, opening another despite Quark's insistence that he has had enough. Garak is pleasantly surprised to see Bashir. He promises to reschedule their lunch date and asks Bashir to join him. Bashir accepts, reaching for the bottle, and suggests that they drink the kanar somewhere private. Garak agrees and suggests his quarters, but as they get up to leave, Bashir mentions that he must make a stop at the infirmary. Despite being intoxicated, Garak still has his wits about him. The Cardassian stops and laughs at Bashir's attempt to trick him, demanding the bottle back. The two of them debate the matter for a few seconds before Garak appears to suffer a seizure, grabbing Bashir's arm as he collapses in pain. Bashir contacts [[Operations center|Ops]] to order an emergency transport to the infirmary and the two of them beam out of the bar.
   
 
===Act Two===
 
===Act Two===
Garak lies unconscious in the infirmary with a monitoring device on his forehead, and a [[Bajoran]] nurse attends to him as [[Odo]] and Bashir stand next to a screen on the wall. The screen shows a three-dimensional image of Garak's brain with a purple spot indicating a foreign object. Odo asks if it is an implant of some kind, but Bashir was hoping Odo could tell him since Odo worked for the Cardassians during the [[occupation of Bajor]]. However, Odo points out somewhat sarcastically that while he may know the Cardassians well, he has never looked inside their skulls. He asks if the implant is the cause of Garak's condition, which Bashir believes is possible, as the implant is connected to Garak's entire [[nervous system|central nervous system]]. It may be a punishment device from the [[Cardassian Central Command|Cardassian government]], but based on the scars surrounding the implant, Bashir estimates it has been in Garak's brain for years, whereas the Cardassian has only been in pain for a few days. Neither of them knows for sure what the implant is, but Bashir mentions that Quark may be responsible, piquing Odo's interest immediately. When he hears of Bashir's encounter with Quark, Odo remarks, "The direct approach seldom works with people like him." The meeting may help explain why Quark has sent several coded [[subspace]] messages &mdash; Odo explains that he routinely monitors Quark's communications, which, while not entirely legal, is in the station's best interest &mdash; and the [[constable]] tells Bashir to meet him in the [[security office]] at 0200, as that is when Quark makes his clandestine calls.
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Garak lies unconscious in the infirmary with a monitoring device on his forehead, and a [[Bajoran]] nurse attends to him as [[Odo]] and Bashir stand next to a screen on the wall. The screen shows a three-dimensional image of Garak's brain with a purple spot indicating a foreign object. Odo asks if it is an implant of some kind, but Bashir was hoping Odo could tell him since, Odo worked for the Cardassians during the [[Occupation of Bajor]]. However, Odo points out somewhat sarcastically that while he may know the Cardassians well, he has never looked inside their skulls. He asks if the implant is the cause of Garak's condition, which Bashir believes is possible, as the implant is connected to Garak's entire [[nervous system|central nervous system]]. It may be a punishment device from the [[Cardassian Central Command|Cardassian government]], but based on the scars surrounding the implant, Bashir estimates it has been in Garak's brain for years, whereas the Cardassian has only been in pain for a few days. Neither of them knows for sure what the implant is, but Bashir mentions that Quark may be responsible, piquing Odo's interest immediately. When he hears of Bashir's encounter with Quark, Odo remarks, "''The direct approach seldom works with people like him.''" The meeting may help explain why Quark has sent several coded [[subspace]] messages &ndash; Odo explains that he routinely monitors Quark's communications, which, while not entirely legal, is in the station's best interest &ndash; and the [[constable]] tells Bashir to meet him in the [[security office]] at 0200, as that is when Quark makes his clandestine calls.
   
That night, Quark goes to his terminal behind the bar after closing and contacts [[Boheeka]], an old acquaintance from the time when the Cardassians occupied Bajor. Boheeka inquires about a [[dabo girl]] he knew, as he misses her company. In a mischievous tone, Quark replies, "I'm sure she misses you too!" They share a laugh before getting down to business. Quark enticingly asks Boheeka if he would like to earn enough [[latinum]] to buy himself a promotion, at which point Boheeka gives Quark his undivided attention. The Ferengi needs the installation schematics for a piece of Cardassian [[biotechnology]], which Boheeka says should be relatively easy to obtain. Boheeka asks what it is, but Quark never asks such questions of his clients, so he simply transmits a requisition code to Boheeka.
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That night, Quark goes to his terminal behind the bar after closing and contacts [[Boheeka]], an old acquaintance from the time when the Cardassians occupied Bajor. Boheeka inquires about a [[dabo girl]] he knew, as he misses her company. In a mischievous tone, Quark replies, "''I'm sure she misses you too!''" They share a laugh before getting down to business. Quark enticingly asks Boheeka if he would like to earn enough [[latinum]] to buy himself a promotion, at which point Boheeka gives Quark his undivided attention. The Ferengi needs the installation schematics for a piece of Cardassian [[biotechnology]], which Boheeka says should be relatively easy to obtain. Boheeka asks what it is, but Quark never asks such questions of his clients, so he simply transmits a requisition code to Boheeka.
   
[[Image:Boheeka.jpg|thumb|Boheeka on Cardassia]]
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[[File:Boheeka.jpg|thumb|Boheeka on Cardassia]]
Meanwhile, Bashir and Odo observe from a monitor in Odo's office. Bashir hopes Odo does not have a camera like this in his quarters, to which Odo rhetorically asks, "Should I?" When Boheeka puts the code into his computer, a red light flashes and he looks terrified. Calling Quark an idiot, he exclaims that he is ruined, his career over. Quark wonders what happened and Boheeka furiously informs him that the code was for ''classified'' biotechnology; even the requisition code is classified. He demands to know where Quark got it but, once again looking frightened, thinks better of it and says he does not want to know. If he is lucky, the [[Obsidian Order]] will not trace the signal back to him. "Nice talking to you Boheeka. We'll have to do it again some time," Quark panics.
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Meanwhile, Bashir and Odo observe from a monitor in Odo's office. Bashir hopes Odo does not have a camera like this in his quarters, to which Odo rhetorically asks, "''Should I?''" When Boheeka puts the code into his computer, a red light flashes and he looks terrified. Calling Quark an idiot, he exclaims that he is ruined, and his career over. Quark wonders what happened and Boheeka furiously informs him that the code was for ''classified'' biotechnology; even the requisition code itself is classified. He demands to know where Quark got it but, once again looking frightened, thinks better of it and says he does not want to know. If he is lucky, the [[Obsidian Order]] will not trace the signal back to him. "''Nice talking to you, Boheeka. We'll have to do it again some time,''" Quark panics.
   
As Quark terminates the transmission, Odo terminates the camera feed and he and Bashir walk out to the [[Promenade]]. Odo explains to Bashir that the Obsidian Order is "the ever-vigilant eyes and ears of the [[Cardassian Empire]]." Common knowledge is that one cannot sit down to a meal on [[Cardassia]] without the Order noting each course; Bashir wonders what happens to people who eat something that is not in agreement with the Order, and Odo notes that people have disappeared for less. The Order's ruthlessness and efficiency are without measure, topping even the [[Romulan]] [[Tal Shiar]]. Bashir supposes that the Order put the device in Garak's brain, but Odo is more interested in why Garak wants to get his hands on another one. Garak may want to find a way to remove the device, but there is no way to know for sure without asking Garak himself. Bashir thanks Odo for his help and enters the infirmary as Odo resumes his patrol. When Bashir enters Garak's room, all he finds is a discarded hospital gown.
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As Quark terminates the transmission, Odo shuts off the camera feed and he and Bashir walk out to the [[Promenade]]. Odo explains to Bashir that the Obsidian Order is "the ever-vigilant eyes and ears of the [[Cardassian Empire]]." Common knowledge is that one cannot sit down to a meal on [[Cardassia]] without the Order noting each course; Bashir wonders what happens to people who eat something that is not in agreement with the Order, and Odo notes that people have disappeared for less. The Order's ruthlessness and efficiency are without measure, topping even the [[Romulan]] [[Tal Shiar]]. Bashir supposes that the Order put the device in Garak's brain, but Odo is more interested in why Garak wants to get his hands on another one. Garak may want to find a way to remove the device, but there is no way to know for sure without asking Garak himself. Bashir thanks Odo for his help and enters the infirmary as Odo resumes his patrol. Upon entering the infirmary, he queries the computer on Garak's condition. He is surprised to find out from the computer that Garak is no longer in the infirmary. Checking Garak's bed, all he finds is Garak's discarded hospital gown. Bashir then leaves to locate Garak.
   
 
===Act Three===
 
===Act Three===
Bashir immediately visits Garak's quarters, but there is no answer so he uses an emergency medical override command to open the door. Inside, he finds Garak administering [[triptacederine]] to himself with a [[hypospray]]. Although Garak seems pleased to see Bashir and observes that he must have missed the door chime, his speech is heavily impaired by the effects of the drug. Bashir finds that Garak has taken enough of it to inoculate an [[Algorian mammoth]], but as Garak barely feels anything, he claims Cardassians must be made of something sterner. Fed up with the games, Bashir orders Garak to come with him to the infirmary, and Garak assures the doctor that he is beyond help.
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Bashir immediately visits Garak's quarters, but there is no answer so he uses an emergency medical override command to open the door. Inside, he finds Garak administering [[triptacederine]] to himself with a [[hypospray]]. Although Garak seems pleased to see Bashir and observes that he must have missed the door chime, his speech is heavily impaired by the effects of the drug. Bashir finds that Garak has taken enough of it to anesthetize an [[Algorian mammoth]], but as Garak barely feels anything, he claims Cardassians must be made of sterner stuff. Fed up with the games, Bashir orders Garak to come with him to the infirmary, and Garak assures the doctor that he is beyond help.
   
Cutting to the chase, Bashir tells Garak that Quark is not coming. A worried look crosses Garak's face although he tries to cover it up as he asks how Bashir knows this information. When Bashir tells him of Boheeka, a dismayed Garak says he should have expected as much. He concedes to himself that it may be for the best, requesting his hypospray back from Bashir. Bashir refuses, warning Garak that another dose could kill him. "Thank you for your concern," Garak says politely, "but I'd rather have the hypospray." However, Bashir refuses to let his Cardassian friend commit [[suicide]]. Garak demands it back, holding a small container of triptacederine, but falls to his knees in pain as the [[cranial implant]] acts up again.
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Cutting to the chase, Bashir tells Garak that Quark is not coming. A worried look crosses Garak's face although he tries to cover it up as he asks how Bashir knows this information. When Bashir tells him of Boheeka, a dismayed Garak says he should have expected as much. He concedes to himself that it may be for the best, requesting his hypospray back from Bashir. Bashir refuses, warning Garak that another dose could kill him. "''Thank you for your concern,''" Garak says politely, "''but I'd rather have the hypospray.''" However, Bashir refuses to let his Cardassian friend commit [[suicide]]. Garak demands it back, holding a small container of triptacederine, but falls to his knees in pain as the [[cranial implant]] acts up again.
   
Now Garak leans against a chair and allows Bashir to take the container from his hand. He informs Bashir that his cranial nerve cluster should have deteriorated slightly by now, and as he scans Garak's head with a [[tricorder]], Bashir adds that the deterioration is not so slight. Nonetheless, Garak refuses to go to the infirmary because he has no intention of allowing the Bajorans on the station to see him in his present state. Bashir asks about the implant, so Garak explains that it is not a punishment device, although it has become one in a way. He avoids direct talk of the implant's nature, however, reassuring Bashir that it cannot be removed, because if it could, it would be useless. The implant was given to Garak by [[Enabran Tain]], head of the [[Obsidian Order]], and was designed to trigger the production of [[endorphin]]s in the even that Garak was tortured, making him immune to pain. However, it was not designed for continuous use.
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Now Garak leans against a chair and allows Bashir to take the container from his hand. He informs Bashir that his cranial nerve cluster should have deteriorated slightly by now, and as he scans Garak's head with a [[medical tricorder]], Bashir adds that the deterioration is not so slight. Nonetheless, Garak refuses to go to the infirmary because he has no intention of allowing the Bajorans on the station to see him in his present state. Bashir asks about the implant, so Garak explains that it is not a punishment device, although it has become one in a way. He avoids direct talk of the implant's nature, however, reassuring Bashir that it cannot be removed, because if it could, it would be useless. The implant was given to Garak by [[Enabran Tain]], head of the [[Obsidian Order]], and was designed to trigger the production of [[endorphin]]s in the event that Garak was tortured, ironically making him immune to pain. However, it was not designed for continuous use.
   
Life aboard DS9, where the temperature is too cold, the lights are too bright, and the citizens loathe him, has been torture for Garak since he arrived. Not wanting to deal with the pain any more, he created a device that allowed him to trigger the implant on demand and used it for a few minutes each day. As time went on, he gradually began using it more and more until he left the implant on permanently. Two years later, the implant is breaking down, and while Bashir suggests turning it off, Garak's body has become addicted to the higher endorphin levels. Garak has essentially given up, a strategy which Bashir sees as letting "them" &mdash; the [[Central Command]], Obsidian Order, or whoever exiled Garak to DS9 &mdash; win. The Cardassian calls Bashir an annoying pest, but he is used to hearing the insult from [[Chief of Operations|Chief]] [[Miles O'Brien|O'Brien]] and claims he never listens to O'Brien either. In light of Bashir's undaunted optimism, Garak confronts the doctor with the fact that he deserves his punishment. Bashir insists no one deserves such treatment and all that matters is that Garak is his patient and he is Garak's doctor. "Wrong again, doctor," Garak corrects him. "You need to know who you're trying to save."
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Life aboard DS9, where the temperature is too cold, the lights are too bright, and the citizens loathe him, has been torture for Garak since he arrived. Not wanting to deal with the pain any more, he created a device that allowed him to trigger the implant on demand and used it for a few minutes each day. As time went on, he gradually began using it more and more until he left the implant on permanently. Two years later, the implant is breaking down, and while Bashir suggests turning it off, Garak's body has become addicted to the higher endorphin levels. Garak has essentially given up, a strategy which Bashir sees as letting "them" &ndash; the Central Command, Obsidian Order, or whoever [[exile]]d Garak to DS9 &ndash; win. The Cardassian calls Bashir an annoying pest, but he is used to hearing the insult from [[Chief of Operations|Chief]] [[Miles O'Brien|O'Brien]] and claims he never listens to O'Brien either. In light of Bashir's undaunted optimism, Garak confronts the doctor with the fact that he deserves his punishment. Bashir insists no one deserves such treatment and all that matters is that Garak is his patient and he is Garak's doctor. "''Wrong again, doctor,''" Garak corrects him. "''You need to know who you're trying to save.''"
   
At the time of the Cardassian withdrawal from [[Bajor]], Garak tells Bashir, he was a [[Gul]] in the [[Cardassian Mechanized Infantry]]. When a group of Bajorans escaped from his custody, his aide Elim tracked them down and followed them aboard a [[Cardassian shuttle]] headed for [[Terok Nor]]. However, the captain of the shuttle claimed to be under strict orders from Gul [[Dukat]] to depart immediately and refused to let Elim search the shuttle. Garak had the shuttle destroyed, killing the escapees, Elim, and 97 other Cardassians &mdash; one of whom was the daughter of a prominent official. Garak was subsequently stripped of his rank and exiled from Cardassia. As he finishes the story, he hangs his head in shame, having finally revealed the truth to Bashir. Bashir, now more compassionate than before, reaffirms the fact that the only thing concerning him is his patient and helping Garak. Whatever the side effects of turning the implant off may be, he promises to help Garak through them, but he needs to know where the triggering device is. Garak points him to a drawer and he takes it out.
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At the time of the Cardassian withdrawal from [[Bajor]], Garak tells Bashir, he was a [[Gul]] in the [[Cardassian Mechanized Infantry]]. When a group of Bajorans escaped from his custody, his aide Elim tracked them down and followed them aboard a [[Cardassian shuttle]] headed for [[Terok Nor]]. However, the captain of the shuttle claimed to be under strict orders from Gul [[Dukat]] to depart immediately and refused to let Elim search the shuttle. Garak had the shuttle destroyed, killing the escapees, Elim, and 97 other Cardassians &ndash; one of whom was the daughter of a prominent official. Garak was subsequently stripped of his rank and exiled from Cardassia. As he finishes the story, Garak hangs his head in shame, having finally revealed the truth to Bashir-or so it seems. Bashir, now more compassionate than before, reaffirms that he is not concerned about what Garak has done in the past, and that he won't leave Garak to die. Whatever the side effects of turning the implant off may be, he promises to help Garak through them, but he needs to know where the triggering device is. Garak points him to a drawer and he takes it out.
   
 
===Act Four===
 
===Act Four===
[[Image:Bashir watches over Garak.jpg|thumb|250px|Bashir spends the night watching over his friend.]]
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[[File:Bashir watches over Garak.jpg|thumb|Bashir spends the night watching over his friend.]]
Garak lies unconscious on his bed with a monitoring device on his forehead. Bashir and Nurse [[Jabara]] are at Garak's bedside and Bashir informs her that he will be with Garak for at least the next twenty-six hours if she needs him. She leaves and he tells the computer to monitor Garak's implant for any signs of activation. Shortly thereafter, the door chime rings. Odo enters, hoping to ask Garak a few questions. However, Garak has been unconscious since Bashir turned the implant off, so he and Odo talk quietly in the corridor outside Garak's quarters. There Odo informs him that he has four unsolved homicides which he is certain are linked to the Obsidian Order. However, Bashir explains that Garak's body has undergone a severe shock and he is unsure when, or if, Garak will recover. Odo wants to talk to Bashir immediately when he learns the Cardassian might not recover, but Bashir forbids anyone except emergency personnel from entering Garak's quarters for the time being. That night, Bashir remains in Garak's quarters, monitoring his progress and worrying about him, and eventually falls asleep in a chair near Garak's bed.
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Garak lies unconscious on his bed with a monitoring device on his forehead. Bashir and Nurse [[Jabara]] are at Garak's bedside and Bashir informs her that he will be with Garak for at least the next twenty-six hours if she needs him. She leaves and he tells the computer to monitor Garak's implant for any signs of activation. Shortly thereafter, the door chime rings. Odo enters, hoping to ask Garak a few questions. However, Garak has been unconscious since Bashir turned the implant off, so he and Odo talk quietly in the corridor outside Garak's quarters. There Odo informs him that he has four unsolved homicides which he is certain are linked to the Obsidian Order. However, Bashir explains that Garak's body has undergone a severe shock and he is unsure when, or if, Garak will recover. Odo wants to talk to Garak immediately when he learns the Cardassian might not recover, but Bashir forbids anyone except emergency personnel from entering Garak's quarters for the time being. That night, Bashir remains in Garak's quarters, monitoring his progress and worrying about him, and eventually falls asleep in a chair near Garak's bed.
   
Garak awakens in the middle of the night and sits on the side of his bed sobbing out of both pain and sorrow when Bashir too awakens. The doctor approaches Garak comfortingly, but Garak wants to be left alone. The more Bashir attempts to comfort Garak, the more agitated Garak becomes, calling his life pathetic and DS9 a prison. He grabs a nearby vase of flowers and smashes it on the floor as he speaks. Although Bashir attributes this behavior to the side effects of the implant's deactivation, Garak claims he is more clear-headed than he has been in the last two years. Referring to his life aboard DS9 as a waste, he overturns a table in frustration. He claims he was once the protégé of the head of the Obsidian Order, [[Enabran Tain]], a man more powerful than even the [[Cardassian Central Command|Central Command]], until he was exiled. Bashir refers to the incident with the shuttle, but Garak reveals that his disgrace is even worse than he previously claimed.
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Garak awakens in the middle of the night and sits on the side of his bed sobbing out of both pain and sorrow when Bashir too awakens. The doctor approaches Garak comfortingly, but Garak wants to be left alone. The more Bashir attempts to comfort Garak, the more agitated Garak becomes, calling his life pathetic and DS9 a prison. He grabs a nearby vase of flowers and smashes it on the floor as he speaks. Although Bashir attributes this behavior to the side effects of the implant's deactivation, Garak claims he is more clear-headed than he has been in the last two years. Referring to his life aboard DS9 as a waste, he overturns a table in frustration. He claims he was once the protégé of the head of the Obsidian Order, [[Enabran Tain]], a man more powerful than even the [[Cardassian Central Command|Central Command]], until he (Garak) was exiled. Bashir refers to the incident with the shuttle, but Garak reveals that his disgrace is even worse than he previously claimed.
   
In this version of the story, Garak and Elim were interrogating a group of Bajoran children, none of them older than fourteen, when the entire exercise suddenly seemed meaningless. Garak gave the children whatever latinum he had and released them, an act Bashir sees as honorable. However, Garak claims he was a fool and should have turned the children over to the troops for execution. In one swift move, he was exiled to the station with nothing to look forward to but having lunch with Bashir. As Garak describes life on the station with contempt and claims he hates it, Bashir patiently tries to get Garak to lie down, but the Cardassian lunges at him. A brief struggle ensues before Garak suffers another seizure and goes into shock.
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In this version of the story, on the eve of the [[Occupation of Bajor#Cardassian withdrawal|Cardassian withdrawal]] of Bajor, Garak and Elim were interrogating a group of five Bajoran children, none of them older than fourteen. The air was chilly and Garak's stomach was growling, and suddenly the entire exercise suddenly seemed meaningless &ndash; "''all I wanted was a hot bath and a good meal.''" Garak gave the children whatever latinum he had and released them. "''Elim couldn't believe his eyes. He looked at me as if I were insane.''" Bashir sees his act as honorable, but Garak claims he was a fool and should have turned the children over to the troops for execution. In one swift move, he was exiled to the station with nothing to look forward to but having lunch with Bashir. As Garak describes life on the station with contempt and claims he hates it, and hates Bashir, Bashir patiently tries to get Garak to lie down, but the Cardassian lunges at him. A brief struggle ensues before Garak suffers another seizure and goes into shock.
   
 
Once again in the infirmary, Bashir tells Jabara to administer more [[hyperzine]] to Garak, but Garak's body does not respond. They use cardiostimulation to stabilize Garak's heartbeat, but the Cardassian's [[lymphatic system]] still reads critical. A perplexed Bashir cannot understand why toxins continue to accumulate despite the implant being shut down, so he uses the computer to analyze previous bio-chemical samples. A comparative view of samples from the past 39 hours shows a pattern in the progression of Garak's [[leukocyte]]s, indicating that the molecular structure itself has been altered. While it may be possible to synthesize Cardassian leukocytes, doing so would take weeks. Jabara suggests that they turn the implant back on, as it could keep Garak alive for another week or two. However, Garak awakens and forbids it.
 
Once again in the infirmary, Bashir tells Jabara to administer more [[hyperzine]] to Garak, but Garak's body does not respond. They use cardiostimulation to stabilize Garak's heartbeat, but the Cardassian's [[lymphatic system]] still reads critical. A perplexed Bashir cannot understand why toxins continue to accumulate despite the implant being shut down, so he uses the computer to analyze previous bio-chemical samples. A comparative view of samples from the past 39 hours shows a pattern in the progression of Garak's [[leukocyte]]s, indicating that the molecular structure itself has been altered. While it may be possible to synthesize Cardassian leukocytes, doing so would take weeks. Jabara suggests that they turn the implant back on, as it could keep Garak alive for another week or two. However, Garak awakens and forbids it.
   
Garak tells Bashir that he never wants the implant turned on again, and while Bashir empathizes, he is unsure of what else he ''can'' do. On hearing this, Garak gratefully assures the doctor that he has already done more than the Cardassian deserves. Garak announces that he wants to tell Bashir the truth, something Bashir has given up on finding. "Oh, don't give up on me now Doctor. Patience has its rewards," Garak replies softly. The truth is that Elim was not Garak's aide but his friend, closer to him than a brother. The two of them were powerful members of the Obsidian Order, referred to by many as the "sons of Tain" and feared by even the [[Gul]]s. When a scandal erupted over the release of several Bajoran prisoners, there were rumors of who would be implicated, and as Tain had retired to the [[Arawath colony]] by then, he was unable to protect Garak. Panicking, Garak altered records and planted files in an attempt to frame Elim, but Elim beat him to the punch. When Garak was subsequently exiled, he admits he deserved it, not for the reasons the government claimed, but for betraying his best friend. He confides in the doctor that he needs to know ''someone'' forgives him, which Bashir does, acknowledging for both of them that Garak is a good man despite past wrongdoings. Finally at ease, Garak falls asleep peacefully. Bashir informs Jabara that he plans to leave and will return within 52 hours, intending to "find the man responsible for this."
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Garak tells Bashir that he never wants the implant turned on again, and while Bashir empathizes, he is unsure of what else he ''can'' do. On hearing this, Garak gratefully assures the doctor that he has already done more than the Cardassian deserves. Garak announces that he wants to tell Bashir the truth, something Bashir has given up on finding. "''Oh, don't give up on me now, doctor. Patience has its rewards,''" Garak replies softly. The truth is that Elim was not Garak's aide but his friend, closer to him than a brother. The two of them were powerful members of the Obsidian Order, referred to by many as the "sons of Tain" and feared by even the [[Gul]]s. When a scandal erupted over the release of several Bajoran prisoners, there were rumors of who would be implicated, and as Tain had retired to the [[Arawath colony]] by then, he was unable to protect Garak. Panicking, Garak altered records and planted files in an attempt to frame Elim. However, only then did he discover that Elim had beat him to the punch. When Garak was subsequently exiled, he admits he deserved it, not for the reasons the government claimed, but for betraying his best friend. He confides in the doctor that he needs to know ''someone'' forgives him, which Bashir does, acknowledging for both of them that Garak is a good man despite past wrongdoings. Finally at ease, Garak falls asleep peacefully. Bashir informs Jabara that he plans to leave and will return within 52 hours, intending to "find the man responsible for this."
   
There is a somber feeling as Bashir leaves DS9 in a [[runabout]] and travels to [[Cardassia]], although it is unclear how he learned where to go. He travels to the [[colony]] Garak mentioned and beams to the surface, arriving in a conspicuously empty Cardassian-style dwelling. After glancing around, Bashir presumes he is alone and wanders over to a nearby computer console. Whatever is displayed on the console's monitor intrigues him, but as he reaches toward it, a Cardassian man emerges from a doorway behind him. "Doctor Bashir," the man interrupts in a friendly tone. "Welcome. Please, make yourself at home."
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There is a somber feeling as Bashir leaves DS9 in a [[runabout]] and travels to the [[colony]] Garak mentioned. Bashir beams down to the surface, in an unoccupied room of a Cardassian-style dwelling. After glancing around to make sure that he is alone, he wanders over to a nearby computer console. Whatever is displayed on the console's monitor intrigues him, but as he reaches toward it, a Cardassian man emerges from a doorway behind him. "''Doctor Bashir,''" the man interrupts in a friendly tone. "''Welcome. Please, make yourself at home.''"
   
 
===Act Five===
 
===Act Five===
[[Image:Enabran Tain with Bashir.jpg|thumb|Enabran Tain]]
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[[File:Enabran tain, the wire.jpg|thumb|Enabran Tain]]
Bashir is speechless, unsure of what to say. The Cardassian observes that the doctor must have something to say to him after coming all this way, at which point Bashir identifies the man as [[Enabran Tain]]. Tain returns the favor, demonstrating his knowledge by identifying his guest as "Doctor Julian ''Subatoi'' Bashir." Although he explains that he informed military Bashir would be coming, Tain is nonetheless impressed by Bashir's audacity in making the journey. Tain walks over to a [[replicator]] and asks if Bashir would like anything, suggesting [[Tarkalian tea]]. The idea appeals to Bashir, who mentions that he always drinks Tarkalian tea before he suddenly realizes how suspicious it is for Tain to know such a thing. "A good host always knows the needs of his guests," Tain explains as he orders Bashir's tea &mdash; extra sweet, just the way Bashir likes it &mdash; and a glass of [[kanar]] for himself. He hands Bashir the tea and asks if Garak's condition has improved at all. However, Bashir is focused not on Garak but on Tain's incredible wealth of knowledge, observing that [[Boheeka]] had reason to fear the [[Obsidian Order]]. Tain claims he likes to stay informed on current events despite his retirement, noting with amusement that Bashir could probably tell him many things he would be interested to know. Sarcastically, Bashir offers his opinion on the latest [[nillimite alloy]] [[tennis]] racket, but Tain respectfully declines.
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Bashir is speechless, unsure of what to say. The Cardassian observes that the doctor must have something to say to him after coming all this way, at which point Bashir identifies the man as [[Enabran Tain]]. Tain returns the favor, demonstrating his knowledge by identifying his guest as "Doctor Julian ''Subatoi'' Bashir." Although he explains that he informed the military that Bashir would be coming, Tain is nonetheless impressed by Bashir's audacity in making the journey. Tain walks over to a [[replicator]] and asks if Bashir would like anything, suggesting [[Tarkalean tea]]. The idea appeals to Bashir, who mentions that he always drinks Tarkalean tea before he suddenly realizes how suspicious it is for Tain to know such a thing. "''A good host always knows the needs of his guests,''" Tain explains as he orders Bashir's tea &ndash; extra sweet, just the way Bashir likes it &ndash; and a glass of [[kanar]] for himself. He hands Bashir the tea and asks if Garak's condition has improved at all. However, Bashir is focused not on Garak but on Tain's incredible wealth of knowledge, observing that [[Boheeka]] had reason to fear the [[Obsidian Order]]. Tain affirms that, indeed, ''everyone'' has reason to fear the order. Tain claims that he likes to stay informed on current events despite his retirement, noting with amusement that Bashir could probably tell him many things he would be interested to know. Sarcastically, Bashir offers his opinion on the latest [[nillimite]] [[alloy]] [[tennis]] racket, but Tain respectfully declines.
   
Tain finds it strange that Bashir is trying to save Garak's life since he thought Bashir was Garak's friend. Given the earlier exchanges Bashir had with both Dax and Garak, he thinks the matter over for a second before replying, "I suppose I am." In that case, Tain believes Bashir should let Garak die, which in his opinion would be kinder. Bashir reaffirms that his job is to keep Garak alive and solicits Tain's help. The Cardassian feigns surprise at hearing Bashir believes he has a solution for Garak's condition. When Bashir confronts him with the fact that he ordered Garak to put the implant in his brain, Tain fondly explains that he never had to ''order'' Garak to do anything. He sarcastically weighs the options and decides to give Bashir the information; however, he does so not to help Garak but because he wants Garak to suffer. When Bashir sarcastically observes the lovely sentiment behind Tain's statement, the Cardassian assures him it is from the heart and sends him on his way. Before he leaves, Bashir asks what happened to Garak's friend [[Elim Garak|Elim]]; laughing, Tain explains that Elim is Garak's first name. Despite the hatred Tain has expressed, he asks Bashir to tell Garak he misses him. When Bashir orders the [[runabout]] to beam him up, he pauses momentarily before he gives the energize command, Tain's words weighing heavily on his mind as he realizes none of Garak's stories were true.
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Tain then steers the conversation back to Garak's condition. Bashir confirms that Garak is dying, and that he is trying to save Garak. Tain finds it strange that Bashir is trying to save Garak's life, since he thought Bashir was Garak's friend. Given the earlier exchanges Bashir had with both Dax and Garak, he thinks the matter over for a second before replying, "''I suppose I am.''" In that case, Tain believes Bashir should let Garak die, noting that "''for Garak, a life in exile is no life at all.''"
   
Back aboard DS9, Bashir sits alone at his and Garak's table in the [[replimat]] and is surprised when Garak walks up and asks to join him. Bashir seems annoyed, albeit in a concerned manner, that Garak is not in bed. Bed is out of the question, as Garak could not stand being in the infirmary and feels fine anyway. Before his companion can respond, Garak asks how Bashir's [[Idanian spice pudding]] tastes. Bashir finds it incredible that Garak can simply go one with life and pretend the last ten days never happened, but as Garak is satisfied with the way things turned out, he sees no point in dwelling on such a difficult time for both of them. Perhaps because he agrees, perhaps because he does not want to argue, Bashir simply sips his beverage.
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Bashir reaffirms that his job is to keep Garak alive, and due to his limited knowledge of Cardassian biochemistry, he needs Tain's help. When the Cardassian feigns surprise at Bashir's belief in his ability to have access to such information, Bashir points out that information is Tain's ''business''. When Bashir confronts him with the fact that he ordered Garak to put the implant in his brain, Tain fondly explains that what made Garak special was that he never had to ''order'' Garak to do anything.
   
Garak seems surprised as he informs Bashir that [[Constable]] [[Odo]] is under the impression he was once a member of the Obsidian Order. Of course, he assured the constable this was untrue. Odo told Garak he plans to keep a close eye on him from now on, which seems fine with Garak as he claims he has nothing to hide. Taking out a [[data rod]], he hands Bashir ''[[Meditations on a Crimson Shadow]]'', a Cardassian novel by [[Preloc]]. The doctor is unenthusiastic by the notion of more Cardassian literature, but Garak believes this novel is more to Bashir's liking. He explains that it is about a futuristic war between [[Cardassia]] and the [[Klingon Empire]]. Bashir dryly asks who wins, to which Garak grins and responds, "Who do you think?" "Never mind, don't tell me, I don't want to spoil the ending," Bashir says sarcastically. As Garak laughs, Bashir obviously has something more serious on his mind. He wonders which of the stories about Garak's past are true and which are not. Garak reassures him they are all true &mdash; ''especially'' the lies.
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Tain sarcastically weighs the options, and decides to give Bashir the information. When Bashir thanks him, Tain deflects it, remarking that Garak doesn't deserve a quick death. Instead, he wants Garak to live a long, miserable life, growing old on a station with people who hate him, and knowing that he can never again return home. When Bashir sarcastically observes the lovely sentiment behind Tain's statement, the Cardassian assures him it is from the heart, and sends him on his way.
   
==Memorable Quotes==
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Before leaving, Bashir asks Tain about what happened to Garak's friend [[Elim Garak|Elim]]. Laughing, Tain explains that Elim is Garak's first name, and that Garak hasn't changed a bit. Tain remarks that never telling the truth, when a lie would suffice, is a hallmark of Garak's talent for obfuscation. Despite the hatred Tain has expressed, he asks Bashir to tell Garak he misses him. When Bashir orders the [[Danube class|runabout]] to beam him up, he pauses momentarily before he gives the energize command, Tain's words weighing heavily on his mind as he realizes none of Garak's stories were true.
''"Listen to me, Garak. I've had just about enough of your nonsense. Now, you're coming back to the infirmary with me."''
 
   
''"Oh, I don't think so. Believe me when I tell you there's ''nothing'' you can do for me."''
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Back aboard DS9, Bashir sits alone, deep in thought at his and Garak's table in the replimat. He is stirred from his trance, surprised when Garak walks up and asks to join him. Bashir seems annoyed, albeit in a concerned manner, that Garak is not in bed. Bed is out of the question, as Garak could not stand being in the infirmary and feels fine anyway. Before his companion can respond, Garak asks how Bashir's [[Idanian spice pudding]] tastes. Bashir finds it incredible that Garak can simply go on with life and pretend the last ten days never happened, but as Garak is satisfied with the way things turned out, he sees no point in dwelling on such a difficult time for both of them. Perhaps because he agrees, perhaps because he does not want to argue, Bashir simply sips his beverage.
   
''"And Quark can, is that it?"''
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Garak seems surprised as he informs Bashir that [[Constable]] [[Odo]] is under the impression he was once a member of the Obsidian Order. Of course, he assured the constable this was untrue. Odo told Garak he plans to keep a close eye on him from now on, which seems fine with Garak as he claims he has nothing to hide. Taking out a [[data rod]], he hands Bashir ''[[Meditations on a Crimson Shadow]]'', a Cardassian novel by [[Preloc]]. The doctor is unenthusiastic by the notion of more Cardassian literature, but Garak believes this novel is more to Bashir's liking. He explains that it is about a futuristic war between [[Cardassia]] and the [[Klingon Empire]]. Bashir dryly asks who wins, to which Garak grins and responds, "''Who do you think?''" "''Never mind, don't tell me, I don't want to spoil the ending,''" Bashir says sarcastically. As Garak laughs, Bashir obviously has something more serious on his mind. He wonders which of the stories about Garak's past are true and which are not. Garak reassures him they are all true &ndash; ''especially'' the lies.
   
''"I thought ''I'' was supposed to be the spy."''
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==Memorable Quotes==
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"''[[I'm a doctor, not a...|I'm a doctor, not a]] botanist.''"
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: - '''Julian Bashir'''
   
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"''Listen to me, Garak. I've had just about enough of your nonsense. Now, you're coming back to the infirmary with me.''"<br />
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"''Oh, I don't think so. Believe me when I tell you there's ''nothing'' you can do for me.''"<br />
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"''And Quark can, is that it?''"<br />
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"''I thought ''I'' was supposed to be the spy.''"
 
: - '''Bashir''' and '''Garak'''
 
: - '''Bashir''' and '''Garak'''
   
   
''"...And so they exiled you."''
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"''I'm a doctor. You're my patient. That's all I need to know.''"<br />
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"''You're wrong, Doctor. You need to know who it is you're trying to save.''"
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: - '''Bashir''' and '''Garak'''
   
''"That's right! And left me to live out my days with nothing to look forward to but having lunch with ''you''."''
 
   
''"Well I'm sorry you feel that way. I thought you enjoyed my company."''
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"''...And so they exiled you.''"<br />
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"''That's right! And left me to live out my days with nothing to look forward to but having lunch with ''you''.''"<br />
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"''Well I'm sorry you feel that way. I thought you enjoyed my company.''"<br />
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"''Oh, I did. And that's the worst part. I can't believe that I actually enjoyed eating mediocre food and staring into your smug, sanctimonious face. I ''hate'' this place, and I hate ''you''.''"
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: - '''Bashir''' and '''Garak''' ({{audio|file=Garak loses it.ogg|listen}})
   
''"Oh, I did. And that's the worst part. I can't believe that I actually enjoyed eating mediocre food and staring into your smug, sanctimonious face. I ''hate'' this station, and I hate ''you''."''
 
   
: - '''Bashir''' and '''Garak''' ([[:Image:Garak loses it.ogg|Listen to an extended version of this quote]]: OGG, 1:06, 519kb)
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"''I've given up on learning the truth from you, Garak.''"<br />
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"''Oh, don't give up on me yet, Doctor! Patience has its rewards.''"
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: - '''Bashir''' and '''Garak'''
   
   
''"I want him to live a long, miserable life. I want him to grow old surrounded by people who hate him, knowing that he'll ''never'' come home again."''
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"''That Cardassian Quark was talking to, Boheeka. I suppose he really did have a reason to fear the Obsidian Order.''"<br />
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"Everyone'' has reason to fear the Order.''"
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: - '''Bashir''' and '''Enabran Tain''', on the Obsidian Order
   
''"What a lovely sentiment."''
 
 
''"And it's from the heart, doctor."''
 
   
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"''I want him to live a long, miserable life. I want him to grow old on a station surrounded by people who hate him, knowing that he'll ''never'' come home again.''"<br />
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"''What a lovely sentiment.''"<br />
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"''And it's from the heart, I assure you.''"
 
: - '''Enabran Tain''' and '''Bashir''', on Garak's condition
 
: - '''Enabran Tain''' and '''Bashir''', on Garak's condition
   
   
''"I can see that Garak hasn't changed a bit. Never tell the truth when a lie will do. That man has a rare gift for obfuscation. Doctor, ''Elim'' is Garak's first name. Now run long home. And doctor, tell Garak that I miss him."''
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"''I can see that Garak hasn't changed a bit. Never tell the truth when a lie will do. That man has a rare gift for obfuscation. Doctor, ''Elim'' is Garak's first name. Now run along home. And Doctor, tell Garak that I miss him.''"
 
 
: - '''Enabran Tain'''
 
: - '''Enabran Tain'''
   
   
''"My dear doctor, I've given you all the answers I'm capable of."''
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"''Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?''"<br />
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"''My dear Doctor, they're all true.''"<br />
''"You've given me answers all right, but they were all different."''
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"''Even the lies?''"<br />
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"Especially'' the lies.''"
''"My dear doctor, they're all true."''
 
 
''"Even the lies?"''
 
 
''"''Especially'' the lies."''
 
 
 
: - '''Garak''' and '''Bashir'''
 
: - '''Garak''' and '''Bashir'''
   
 
==Background Information==
 
==Background Information==
* [[Andrew Robinson]] (Garak) has stated that of his numerous appearances on DS9, this episode is his favorite.
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===Story and script===
* [[Paul Dooley]] made his first appearance as [[Enabran Tain]] in this episode. He later reprised the role in "[[Improbable Cause]]", "[[The Die is Cast]]", "[[In Purgatory's Shadow]]" and "[[By Inferno's Light]]."
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* [[Robert Hewitt Wolfe]]'s original idea for this episode was to have [[Kira Nerys|Kira]] addicted to battle stimulants ever since her days in the [[Bajoran Resistance]], but that idea was rejected because it would be difficult to do subsequent episodes with Kira without referencing the addiction and it was felt it could tarnish her character too much (''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion]]'')
* This also marks the first appearance of the [[Obsidian Order]], which was going to be the ''Grey Order'' until the producers learned that [[Wikipedia:Babylon 5|Babylon 5]] planned to include a group called the ''Gray Council'' and felt the names were too similar.
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* [[Paul Dooley]] made his first appearance as [[Enabran Tain]] in this episode. This was originally intended to be his sole appearance, but, much like the situation with [[Andrew Robinson]]'s [[Elim Garak|Garak]], the fans liked Tain so much, and the producers were so impressed with Dooley, that they decided to bring him back. (''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion]]'') He later reprised the role in {{e|Improbable Cause}}, {{e|The Die is Cast}}, and {{e|In Purgatory's Shadow}}.
* Garak's claim that he and Elim were "the sons of Tain" hints at the fact that Enabran Tain is his father, which is revealed in "[[In Purgatory's Shadow]]."
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* This also marks the first appearance of the [[Obsidian Order]], which was going to be the ''Grey Order'' until the producers learned that ''[[Babylon 5]]'' planned to introduce a group called the ''Grey Council'' and felt the names were too similar (''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion]]'').
* The war between the [[Klingon]]s and [[Cardassian]]s in Garak's novel foreshadows the events of "[[The Way of the Warrior]]."
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* A line in the script but not contained in the finished episode would have revealed that [[Benjamin Sisko]] served at the [[Federation]] [[embassy]] on [[Romulus]] early in his career, where he befriended a [[Romulan]] member of the kitchen staff named "[[Stolpan]]." It was further revealed that Stolpan was arrested by the [[Tal Shiar]] for "political improprieties," and in response, Sisko was prepared to go to the [[Tal Shiar Headquarters]] and convince them to set him free, however, Sisko was eventually persuaded by [[Curzon Dax]] not to go. (''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion - A Series Guide and Script Library]]'')
* When Tain first meets Bashir, he calls the doctor Julian Subatoi Bashir, the first and only mention of Bashir's middle name in the series.
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*[[David Livingston]] commented "''It's a [[bottle show]]. It's basically Andy Robinson in a room, but it's very compelling because it's one man intervening''". (''[[The Deep Space Log Book: A Second Season Companion]], p 43)
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===Reception===
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* Although the producers were extremely happy with how this episode turned out, they were disappointed to discover that many fans felt let down because they hadn't learned anything new about Garak. [[Ira Steven Behr]] responds to this by saying, "''That's such a misreading, a real refusal to see what the show was supposed to be about''." [[Robert Hewitt Wolfe]] also feels that the episode reveals a lot more than fans gave it credit for; "''When I was writing the story, the movie ''Schindler's List'' had just come out and Ira was saying , 'Maybe he was Schindler; maybe he was the guy who let the prisoners go.' And then it was, 'Maybe he wasn't; maybe he was the Butcher of Budapest.' So we just kept telling all these lies, and I think the truth lies somewhere in there. Maybe he did let people go. Maybe he did shoot down the ship. Who knows''?" (''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion]]'').
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* [[Andrew Robinson]] has said of this episode, "''I wish there was more writing like that for television. I think we'd have a much healthier industry''." (''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion]]'')
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===Trivia===
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* This is the first DS9 episode to be directed by a woman: [[Kim Friedman]]. The producers were so impressed with her work that they brought her back to direct several crucial episodes, such as the [[DS9 Season 2|season 2]] finale, {{e|The Jem'Hadar}}, the [[DS9 Season 3|season 3]] opener, {{e|The Search, Part I}}, and the conclusion to the [[Michael Eddington]]/[[Maquis]] story arcs, {{e|Blaze of Glory}}.
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* When Tain first meets Bashir, he calls the doctor Julian Subatoi Bashir, the first and only mention of Bashir's middle name in the series. It is also the only time Bashir is addressed by rank, [[lieutenant]], although Tain doesn't clarify it as "[[Lieutenant Junior Grade|junior grade]]."
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* Garak's claim that he and Elim were "the sons of Tain" hints at the fact that Enabran Tain is his father, which is revealed in {{e|In Purgatory's Shadow}}.
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* This is the first time that [[Cardassia Prime]] is mentioned and the first time that the [[Cardassian]] homeworld is actually named.
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* The war between the [[Klingon]]s and [[Cardassian]]s in Garak's novel foreshadows the events of {{e|The Way of the Warrior}} and the [[Klingon-Cardassian War]]. This foreshadowing was not intentional, and was in fact included as a ridiculous premise to show what Garak thought of Bashir's literary taste, as the plan for the Klingon-Cardassian war was not conceived of until later.
 
* [[Cirroc Lofton]] ([[Jake Sisko]]) does not appear in this episode.
 
* [[Cirroc Lofton]] ([[Jake Sisko]]) does not appear in this episode.
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* [[Avery Brooks]] ([[Benjamin Sisko]]), [[Nana Visitor]] ([[Kira Nerys]]), [[Terry Farrell]] ([[Jadzia Dax]]) and [[Colm Meaney]] ([[Miles O'Brien]]) appear in only one scene each in this episode. Brooks and Visitor's appearances are very brief, both actors having only a few lines.
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* A script for this episode was sold off on the [[It's A Wrap! sale and auction]] on eBay. {{stala|9539}}
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===Video and DVD releases===
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*UK VHS release (two-episode tapes, [[CIC Video]]): Volume 21, <!--catalog number x, -->{{d|5|September|1994}}
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*As part of the [[DS9 Season 2 DVD]] collection
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==Links and references==
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===Main cast===
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*[[Avery Brooks]] as [[Commander]] [[Benjamin Sisko]]
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*[[Rene Auberjonois]] as [[Constable]] [[Odo]]
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*[[Siddig El Fadil]] as [[Doctor]] [[Julian Bashir]]
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*[[Terry Farrell]] as [[Lieutenant]] [[Jadzia Dax]]
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*[[Colm Meaney]] as [[Chief]] [[Miles O'Brien]]
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*[[Armin Shimerman]] as [[Quark]]
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*[[Nana Visitor]] as [[Major]] [[Kira Nerys]]
   
==Links and References==
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===Guest stars===
===Guest Stars===
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*[[Andrew Robinson]] as [[Elim Garak|Garak]]
*[[Andrew Jordt Robinson]] as [[Elim Garak]]
 
 
*[[Jimmie F. Skaggs]] as [[Boheeka]]
 
*[[Jimmie F. Skaggs]] as [[Boheeka]]
*[[Ann H. Gillespie]] as [[Jabara]]
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*[[Ann Gillespie]] as [[Jabara]]
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*[[Paul Dooley]] as [[Enabran Tain]]
 
*[[Paul Dooley]] as [[Enabran Tain]]
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===Uncredited co-stars===
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*[[Sam Alejan]] as a [[Unnamed Deep Space 9 personnel#Medical officer|medical officer]]
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*[[Scott Barry]] as a [[Unnamed Bajoran Militia personnel#Bajoran command division officer|Bajoran officer]]
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*[[Ivor Bartels]] as a [[Unnamed Deep Space 9 personnel#Security Crewman|security officer]]
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*[[Brian Demonbreun]] as a [[Unnamed Deep Space 9 personnel#Science officer|Starfleet science officer]]
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*[[Judi Durand]] aas the [[Deep Space 9]] [[computer voice]]
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* [[Sue Henley]] as a [[Unnamed Deep Space 9 personnel#Female command division officer|command division officer]]
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*[[Mark Lentry]] as a [[Unnamed Deep Space 9 personnel#Lieutenant Commander|command division officer]]
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*[[David B. Levinson]] as [[Broik]]
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*[[Mary Meinel-Newport]] as a [[Unnamed Deep Space 9 personnel#Bolian Woman 1|female Bolian]]
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*[[Mark Allen Shepherd]] as [[Morn]]
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*[[Unknown performers]] as
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**[[Unnamed humanoids (24th century)#Buck-toothed aliens|Buck-toothed alien]]
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**[[Unnamed Kressari#Deep Space 9 resident|Kressari]]
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===Uncredited stunt doubles===
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*[[Jeff Cadiente]] as stunt double for [[Siddig El Fadil]]
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*[[Unknown stunt performer]] as stunt double for [[Andrew Robinson]]
   
 
===References===
 
===References===
[[Algorian mammoth]]; [[Arawath colony]]; [[Cardassia Prime]]; [[Cardassian]]s; [[Cardassian Empire]]; [[Cardassian Mechanized Infantry]]; [[Cardassian shuttle]]; [[cranial implant]]; [[dabo]]; [[dabo girl]]; [[Curzon Dax|Dax, Curzon]]; [[Tobin Dax|Dax, Tobin]]; [[Dukat]]; [[Galipotan]]s; [[Galipotan freighter]]; [[glinn]]; [[gul]]; [[Hartla]]; [[hyperzine]]; [[hypospray]]; [[Idanian spice pudding]]; [[Infirmary (Deep Space 9)]]; [[kanar]]; [[Klingon Empire]]; [[Klingon restaurant]]; [[latinum]]; [[Ledonia III]]; ''[[Meditations on a Crimson Shadow]]'' ; [[Merak II]]; ''[[The Never Ending Sacrifice|Never Ending Sacrifice, The]]''; [[nillimite]]; [[Keiko O'Brien|O'Brien, Keiko]]; [[Obsidian Order]]; [[Occupation of Bajor]]; [[Preloc]]; [[racket]]; [[Red leaf tea]]; [[Repetitive epic]]; [[Rigel IV]]; [[Romulan]]; [[Romulus]]; [[Saurian brandy]]; [[sizing scanner]]; [[Stolpan]]; [[suicide]]; [[Tal Shiar]]; [[Tal Shiar Headquarters]]; [[Tarkalean tea]]; [[tennis]]; [[Terok Nor]]; [[triptacederine]].
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[[Algorian mammoth]]; [[alloy]]; [[Arawath colony]]; [[Bajor]]; [[Bajoran]]; [[bio-sample analysis]]; [[blood chemistry]]; [[biology]]; [[biotechnology]]; [[botanist]]; [[brain]]; [[Cardassia Prime]]; [[Cardassian]]s; [[Cardassian Central Command]]; [[Cardassian Empire]]; [[Cardassian literature]]; [[Cardassian Mechanized Infantry]]; [[Cardassian shuttle]]; [[Cardassian space]]; [[Cardassian withdrawal]]; [[cardio stimulation]]; [[cc]]; [[nervous system|central nervous system]]; [[cranial implant]]; [[cranial nerve cluster]]; [[dabo]]; [[dabo girl]]; [[Tobin Dax|Dax, Tobin]]; [[dogma]]; [[Dukat]]; [[endorphin]]; [[exile]]; [[Federation]]; [[fungus]]; [[Galipotan]]s; [[Galipotan freighter]]; [[glinn]]; [[gul]]; [[Deep Space 9 levels#H3|Habitat ring level H3]]; [[Hartla]]; [[headache]]; [[holosuite]]; [[hydroponics]]; [[hyperzine]]; [[hypospray]]; [[Idanian spice pudding]]; [[infirmary]]; [[kanar]]; [[Klingon Empire]]; [[Klingon restaurant]]; [[latinum]]; [[Ledonia III]]; [[leukocyte]]; [[lie]]; [[lymphatic system]]; [[lunch]]; [[medical emergency]]; [[medical file]]; [[medical tricorder]]; [[medicine]]; ''[[Meditations on a Crimson Shadow]]''; [[medkit]]; [[Merak II]]; [[Earth measurements#Micron|micron]]; [[mycorrhizal fungus]]; ''[[The Never Ending Sacrifice|Never Ending Sacrifice, The]]''; [[nillimite]]; [[Keiko O'Brien|O'Brien, Keiko]]; [[Obsidian Order]]; [[Occupation of Bajor]]; [[orrery]]; [[Preloc]]; [[Promenade]]; [[Crime and punishment#Cardassians|punishment device]]; [[pupil]]; [[Quark's]]; [[racket]]; [[red leaf tea]]; [[repetitive epic]]; [[Replimat]]; [[Rigel IV]]; [[Rom]]; [[Romulan]]; [[runabout]]; [[Saurian brandy]]; [[scar]]; [[shock]]; [[sizing scanner]]; [[skull]]; [[subspace communication]]; [[suicide]]; [[Tal Shiar]]; [[Tarkalean tea]]; [[tennis]]; [[Terok Nor]]; [[torture]]; [[triptacederine]]
   
 
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Real World article
(written from a Production point of view)
"The Wire"
DS9, Episode 2x22
Production number: 40512-442
First aired: 8 May 1994
41st of 173 produced in DS9
41st of 173 released in DS9
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Garak hospital
Written By
Robert Hewitt Wolfe

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Kim Friedman
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Bashir tries to help when Garak suffers painful headaches from an implant in his brain.

SummaryEdit

TeaserEdit

Bashir and Garak in line
Bashir and Garak wait in line

As he and Julian Bashir walk along the Promenade, Garak mentions that he wasted his entire morning waiting for a Galipotan freighter to arrive. He explains that such is the price of dealing with a species that refuses to acknowledge the concept of time, although he adds that they make magnificent sweaters. Bashir yawns as Garak talks, having stayed up late reading The Never Ending Sacrifice, a book Garak loaned him. Although Garak describes it as the finest Cardassian novel ever written, Bashir reluctantly admits he found it dull in parts. As he talks, they reach the Replimat only to find a line long enough that Garak suggests they will be finished with lunch only in time for dinner. Bashir suggests Quark's, but Garak is not in the mood for "noisy, crowded and vulgar," which also excludes the Klingon restaurant. They resume their discussion of the novel while they wait in line and Bashir notes that the plot involves seven generations of a family, yet all of the characters spend their lives serving the state. Garak finds this to be a redeeming quality, as the repetitive epic is the most elegant form of Cardassian literature. When Bashir points out that there is more to life than duty to the state, Garak calls him a prisoner of "Federation dogma and Human prejudice."

Bashir seems hurt by Garak's harsh comment, and as he responds, Garak suffers a severe and sudden migraine. Although Garak insists he is fine, Bashir points out that his skin is clammy and his pupils have contracted. Garak claims to be in perfect health and attempts to return to the topic at hand but he is again interrupted by another bout of pain. Bashir rhetorically observes that Cardassian standards must be lower than his own and begins to lead Garak to the infirmary, but Garak refuses to go with him, believing there is nothing wrong that sleep will not cure. He claims to have lost his appetite and walks off, agitated. Major Kira observes Garak's sudden departure and curiously walks over to Bashir to ask what happened, but the doctor is just as confused as she is.

Act OneEdit

Jadzia Dax looks on as Bashir uses his medical tricorder to examine an alien plant of some kind, which looks like a miniature bush with a large cone growing from it. She asks if he can tell what is wrong with the plant. In his "expert medical opinion," it is sick; however, when she asks why, he points out that he's a doctor, not a botanist. Unfortunately, Keiko O'Brien is at a hydroponics conference on Rigel IV and the only Dax host to experiment with gardening was Tobin, who had even less luck with plants than he did with women. All she is able to tell him about the plant is that she picked it up on Ledonia III. Asking to use her computer, Bashir discovers that Ledonian soil contains a type of fungus that helps plants retain water. He estimates that there is enough fungus left in the plant's soil to harvest it and produce a new batch and Dax tells him Keiko would be proud. However, he wishes humanoid patients were more easier to treat. Dax instinctively asks if Chief O'Brien has dislocated his shoulder again, but Bashir is referring to Garak.

The doctor relates his lunchtime experience and how Garak seemed on the verge of a seizure yet refused to visit the infirmary. Dax suggests Garak has a phobia associated with doctors, but Bashir believes it has more to do with Cardassian pride. While Bashir can understand Garak's desire to keep his past a mystery, he is at a loss for why Garak would be secretive about his medical condition. Dax observes that Bashir is taking the matter too personally, which he concedes may be true, but he points out that he and Garak have eaten lunch together once a week for over a year, which should garner a little trust in his view. However, Dax points out that Bashir and Garak are not actual friends, so Garak has no reason to trust him. It is obvious Bashir has feelings to the contrary, as he agrees with her and claims he does not trust Garak either.

Later that evening, Bashir enters the mostly vacant Promenade and notices Garak talking to Quark, who holds a data pad. "So I take it we understand each other," Garak is saying to Quark. The Ferengi asks if he has ever let Garak down once in Garak's two years aboard Deep Space 9. As Garak points out, they have never done business until now, which Quark says is why their deal is so important to him; he wants their business relationship to start on the right foot. Quark reassures Garak that he will procure Garak's merchandise, which Garak warns he must have soon. Garak leaves and Quark has a satisfied grin on his face until Bashir makes his presence known, claiming he could not help but "overhear" the conversation. Quark claims Garak ordered a "reasonably priced" sizing scanner from Merak II, nothing more. Bashir asks why Garak seemed upset, but Quark claims not to have noticed, offering him some Saurian brandy or a late-night session in a holosuite. Seeing he will not learn anything from Quark, Bashir politely declines.

As Bashir administers a hypospray to Commander Benjamin Sisko in the infirmary, he jokingly tells the commander not to yell at any more admirals. "I wasn't yelling; I was just expressing my feelings – loudly," Sisko replies with a grin as he exits. He and O'Brien acknowledge each other as the chief passes by on his way in. Bashir asks O'Brien to help him find some old Cardassian medical files. O'Brien is not surprised Bashir has had trouble in accessing them, as the Cardassians did a general systems sweep before they withdrew from Bajor. Medical files would have been deleted along with everything else, but as he accesses Bashir's computer, O'Brien estimates he can retrieve the bulk of the data within two to three weeks. Bashir seems dismayed, but Quark interrupts on the emergency communications channel to announce that he is needs the doctor to come to his bar immediately. Bashir and O'Brien exchange looks, unsure what to make of the request as Bashir grabs a medkit and leaves.

Garak collapses
Garak collapses in pain

In Quark's, Bashir finds a heavily intoxicated Garak sitting at the bar with several empty bottles of kanar in front of him, opening another despite Quark's insistence that he has had enough. Garak is pleasantly surprised to see Bashir. He promises to reschedule their lunch date and asks Bashir to join him. Bashir accepts, reaching for the bottle, and suggests that they drink the kanar somewhere private. Garak agrees and suggests his quarters, but as they get up to leave, Bashir mentions that he must make a stop at the infirmary. Despite being intoxicated, Garak still has his wits about him. The Cardassian stops and laughs at Bashir's attempt to trick him, demanding the bottle back. The two of them debate the matter for a few seconds before Garak appears to suffer a seizure, grabbing Bashir's arm as he collapses in pain. Bashir contacts Ops to order an emergency transport to the infirmary and the two of them beam out of the bar.

Act TwoEdit

Garak lies unconscious in the infirmary with a monitoring device on his forehead, and a Bajoran nurse attends to him as Odo and Bashir stand next to a screen on the wall. The screen shows a three-dimensional image of Garak's brain with a purple spot indicating a foreign object. Odo asks if it is an implant of some kind, but Bashir was hoping Odo could tell him since, Odo worked for the Cardassians during the Occupation of Bajor. However, Odo points out somewhat sarcastically that while he may know the Cardassians well, he has never looked inside their skulls. He asks if the implant is the cause of Garak's condition, which Bashir believes is possible, as the implant is connected to Garak's entire central nervous system. It may be a punishment device from the Cardassian government, but based on the scars surrounding the implant, Bashir estimates it has been in Garak's brain for years, whereas the Cardassian has only been in pain for a few days. Neither of them knows for sure what the implant is, but Bashir mentions that Quark may be responsible, piquing Odo's interest immediately. When he hears of Bashir's encounter with Quark, Odo remarks, "The direct approach seldom works with people like him." The meeting may help explain why Quark has sent several coded subspace messages – Odo explains that he routinely monitors Quark's communications, which, while not entirely legal, is in the station's best interest – and the constable tells Bashir to meet him in the security office at 0200, as that is when Quark makes his clandestine calls.

That night, Quark goes to his terminal behind the bar after closing and contacts Boheeka, an old acquaintance from the time when the Cardassians occupied Bajor. Boheeka inquires about a dabo girl he knew, as he misses her company. In a mischievous tone, Quark replies, "I'm sure she misses you too!" They share a laugh before getting down to business. Quark enticingly asks Boheeka if he would like to earn enough latinum to buy himself a promotion, at which point Boheeka gives Quark his undivided attention. The Ferengi needs the installation schematics for a piece of Cardassian biotechnology, which Boheeka says should be relatively easy to obtain. Boheeka asks what it is, but Quark never asks such questions of his clients, so he simply transmits a requisition code to Boheeka.

Boheeka
Boheeka on Cardassia

Meanwhile, Bashir and Odo observe from a monitor in Odo's office. Bashir hopes Odo does not have a camera like this in his quarters, to which Odo rhetorically asks, "Should I?" When Boheeka puts the code into his computer, a red light flashes and he looks terrified. Calling Quark an idiot, he exclaims that he is ruined, and his career over. Quark wonders what happened and Boheeka furiously informs him that the code was for classified biotechnology; even the requisition code itself is classified. He demands to know where Quark got it but, once again looking frightened, thinks better of it and says he does not want to know. If he is lucky, the Obsidian Order will not trace the signal back to him. "Nice talking to you, Boheeka. We'll have to do it again some time," Quark panics.

As Quark terminates the transmission, Odo shuts off the camera feed and he and Bashir walk out to the Promenade. Odo explains to Bashir that the Obsidian Order is "the ever-vigilant eyes and ears of the Cardassian Empire." Common knowledge is that one cannot sit down to a meal on Cardassia without the Order noting each course; Bashir wonders what happens to people who eat something that is not in agreement with the Order, and Odo notes that people have disappeared for less. The Order's ruthlessness and efficiency are without measure, topping even the Romulan Tal Shiar. Bashir supposes that the Order put the device in Garak's brain, but Odo is more interested in why Garak wants to get his hands on another one. Garak may want to find a way to remove the device, but there is no way to know for sure without asking Garak himself. Bashir thanks Odo for his help and enters the infirmary as Odo resumes his patrol. Upon entering the infirmary, he queries the computer on Garak's condition. He is surprised to find out from the computer that Garak is no longer in the infirmary. Checking Garak's bed, all he finds is Garak's discarded hospital gown. Bashir then leaves to locate Garak.

Act ThreeEdit

Bashir immediately visits Garak's quarters, but there is no answer so he uses an emergency medical override command to open the door. Inside, he finds Garak administering triptacederine to himself with a hypospray. Although Garak seems pleased to see Bashir and observes that he must have missed the door chime, his speech is heavily impaired by the effects of the drug. Bashir finds that Garak has taken enough of it to anesthetize an Algorian mammoth, but as Garak barely feels anything, he claims Cardassians must be made of sterner stuff. Fed up with the games, Bashir orders Garak to come with him to the infirmary, and Garak assures the doctor that he is beyond help.

Cutting to the chase, Bashir tells Garak that Quark is not coming. A worried look crosses Garak's face although he tries to cover it up as he asks how Bashir knows this information. When Bashir tells him of Boheeka, a dismayed Garak says he should have expected as much. He concedes to himself that it may be for the best, requesting his hypospray back from Bashir. Bashir refuses, warning Garak that another dose could kill him. "Thank you for your concern," Garak says politely, "but I'd rather have the hypospray." However, Bashir refuses to let his Cardassian friend commit suicide. Garak demands it back, holding a small container of triptacederine, but falls to his knees in pain as the cranial implant acts up again.

Now Garak leans against a chair and allows Bashir to take the container from his hand. He informs Bashir that his cranial nerve cluster should have deteriorated slightly by now, and as he scans Garak's head with a medical tricorder, Bashir adds that the deterioration is not so slight. Nonetheless, Garak refuses to go to the infirmary because he has no intention of allowing the Bajorans on the station to see him in his present state. Bashir asks about the implant, so Garak explains that it is not a punishment device, although it has become one in a way. He avoids direct talk of the implant's nature, however, reassuring Bashir that it cannot be removed, because if it could, it would be useless. The implant was given to Garak by Enabran Tain, head of the Obsidian Order, and was designed to trigger the production of endorphins in the event that Garak was tortured, ironically making him immune to pain. However, it was not designed for continuous use.

Life aboard DS9, where the temperature is too cold, the lights are too bright, and the citizens loathe him, has been torture for Garak since he arrived. Not wanting to deal with the pain any more, he created a device that allowed him to trigger the implant on demand and used it for a few minutes each day. As time went on, he gradually began using it more and more until he left the implant on permanently. Two years later, the implant is breaking down, and while Bashir suggests turning it off, Garak's body has become addicted to the higher endorphin levels. Garak has essentially given up, a strategy which Bashir sees as letting "them" – the Central Command, Obsidian Order, or whoever exiled Garak to DS9 – win. The Cardassian calls Bashir an annoying pest, but he is used to hearing the insult from Chief O'Brien and claims he never listens to O'Brien either. In light of Bashir's undaunted optimism, Garak confronts the doctor with the fact that he deserves his punishment. Bashir insists no one deserves such treatment and all that matters is that Garak is his patient and he is Garak's doctor. "Wrong again, doctor," Garak corrects him. "You need to know who you're trying to save."

At the time of the Cardassian withdrawal from Bajor, Garak tells Bashir, he was a Gul in the Cardassian Mechanized Infantry. When a group of Bajorans escaped from his custody, his aide Elim tracked them down and followed them aboard a Cardassian shuttle headed for Terok Nor. However, the captain of the shuttle claimed to be under strict orders from Gul Dukat to depart immediately and refused to let Elim search the shuttle. Garak had the shuttle destroyed, killing the escapees, Elim, and 97 other Cardassians – one of whom was the daughter of a prominent official. Garak was subsequently stripped of his rank and exiled from Cardassia. As he finishes the story, Garak hangs his head in shame, having finally revealed the truth to Bashir-or so it seems. Bashir, now more compassionate than before, reaffirms that he is not concerned about what Garak has done in the past, and that he won't leave Garak to die. Whatever the side effects of turning the implant off may be, he promises to help Garak through them, but he needs to know where the triggering device is. Garak points him to a drawer and he takes it out.

Act FourEdit

Bashir watches over Garak
Bashir spends the night watching over his friend.

Garak lies unconscious on his bed with a monitoring device on his forehead. Bashir and Nurse Jabara are at Garak's bedside and Bashir informs her that he will be with Garak for at least the next twenty-six hours if she needs him. She leaves and he tells the computer to monitor Garak's implant for any signs of activation. Shortly thereafter, the door chime rings. Odo enters, hoping to ask Garak a few questions. However, Garak has been unconscious since Bashir turned the implant off, so he and Odo talk quietly in the corridor outside Garak's quarters. There Odo informs him that he has four unsolved homicides which he is certain are linked to the Obsidian Order. However, Bashir explains that Garak's body has undergone a severe shock and he is unsure when, or if, Garak will recover. Odo wants to talk to Garak immediately when he learns the Cardassian might not recover, but Bashir forbids anyone except emergency personnel from entering Garak's quarters for the time being. That night, Bashir remains in Garak's quarters, monitoring his progress and worrying about him, and eventually falls asleep in a chair near Garak's bed.

Garak awakens in the middle of the night and sits on the side of his bed sobbing out of both pain and sorrow when Bashir too awakens. The doctor approaches Garak comfortingly, but Garak wants to be left alone. The more Bashir attempts to comfort Garak, the more agitated Garak becomes, calling his life pathetic and DS9 a prison. He grabs a nearby vase of flowers and smashes it on the floor as he speaks. Although Bashir attributes this behavior to the side effects of the implant's deactivation, Garak claims he is more clear-headed than he has been in the last two years. Referring to his life aboard DS9 as a waste, he overturns a table in frustration. He claims he was once the protégé of the head of the Obsidian Order, Enabran Tain, a man more powerful than even the Central Command, until he (Garak) was exiled. Bashir refers to the incident with the shuttle, but Garak reveals that his disgrace is even worse than he previously claimed.

In this version of the story, on the eve of the Cardassian withdrawal of Bajor, Garak and Elim were interrogating a group of five Bajoran children, none of them older than fourteen. The air was chilly and Garak's stomach was growling, and suddenly the entire exercise suddenly seemed meaningless – "all I wanted was a hot bath and a good meal." Garak gave the children whatever latinum he had and released them. "Elim couldn't believe his eyes. He looked at me as if I were insane." Bashir sees his act as honorable, but Garak claims he was a fool and should have turned the children over to the troops for execution. In one swift move, he was exiled to the station with nothing to look forward to but having lunch with Bashir. As Garak describes life on the station with contempt and claims he hates it, and hates Bashir, Bashir patiently tries to get Garak to lie down, but the Cardassian lunges at him. A brief struggle ensues before Garak suffers another seizure and goes into shock.

Once again in the infirmary, Bashir tells Jabara to administer more hyperzine to Garak, but Garak's body does not respond. They use cardiostimulation to stabilize Garak's heartbeat, but the Cardassian's lymphatic system still reads critical. A perplexed Bashir cannot understand why toxins continue to accumulate despite the implant being shut down, so he uses the computer to analyze previous bio-chemical samples. A comparative view of samples from the past 39 hours shows a pattern in the progression of Garak's leukocytes, indicating that the molecular structure itself has been altered. While it may be possible to synthesize Cardassian leukocytes, doing so would take weeks. Jabara suggests that they turn the implant back on, as it could keep Garak alive for another week or two. However, Garak awakens and forbids it.

Garak tells Bashir that he never wants the implant turned on again, and while Bashir empathizes, he is unsure of what else he can do. On hearing this, Garak gratefully assures the doctor that he has already done more than the Cardassian deserves. Garak announces that he wants to tell Bashir the truth, something Bashir has given up on finding. "Oh, don't give up on me now, doctor. Patience has its rewards," Garak replies softly. The truth is that Elim was not Garak's aide but his friend, closer to him than a brother. The two of them were powerful members of the Obsidian Order, referred to by many as the "sons of Tain" and feared by even the Guls. When a scandal erupted over the release of several Bajoran prisoners, there were rumors of who would be implicated, and as Tain had retired to the Arawath colony by then, he was unable to protect Garak. Panicking, Garak altered records and planted files in an attempt to frame Elim. However, only then did he discover that Elim had beat him to the punch. When Garak was subsequently exiled, he admits he deserved it, not for the reasons the government claimed, but for betraying his best friend. He confides in the doctor that he needs to know someone forgives him, which Bashir does, acknowledging for both of them that Garak is a good man despite past wrongdoings. Finally at ease, Garak falls asleep peacefully. Bashir informs Jabara that he plans to leave and will return within 52 hours, intending to "find the man responsible for this."

There is a somber feeling as Bashir leaves DS9 in a runabout and travels to the colony Garak mentioned. Bashir beams down to the surface, in an unoccupied room of a Cardassian-style dwelling. After glancing around to make sure that he is alone, he wanders over to a nearby computer console. Whatever is displayed on the console's monitor intrigues him, but as he reaches toward it, a Cardassian man emerges from a doorway behind him. "Doctor Bashir," the man interrupts in a friendly tone. "Welcome. Please, make yourself at home."

Act FiveEdit

Enabran tain, the wire
Enabran Tain

Bashir is speechless, unsure of what to say. The Cardassian observes that the doctor must have something to say to him after coming all this way, at which point Bashir identifies the man as Enabran Tain. Tain returns the favor, demonstrating his knowledge by identifying his guest as "Doctor Julian Subatoi Bashir." Although he explains that he informed the military that Bashir would be coming, Tain is nonetheless impressed by Bashir's audacity in making the journey. Tain walks over to a replicator and asks if Bashir would like anything, suggesting Tarkalean tea. The idea appeals to Bashir, who mentions that he always drinks Tarkalean tea before he suddenly realizes how suspicious it is for Tain to know such a thing. "A good host always knows the needs of his guests," Tain explains as he orders Bashir's tea – extra sweet, just the way Bashir likes it – and a glass of kanar for himself. He hands Bashir the tea and asks if Garak's condition has improved at all. However, Bashir is focused not on Garak but on Tain's incredible wealth of knowledge, observing that Boheeka had reason to fear the Obsidian Order. Tain affirms that, indeed, everyone has reason to fear the order. Tain claims that he likes to stay informed on current events despite his retirement, noting with amusement that Bashir could probably tell him many things he would be interested to know. Sarcastically, Bashir offers his opinion on the latest nillimite alloy tennis racket, but Tain respectfully declines.

Tain then steers the conversation back to Garak's condition. Bashir confirms that Garak is dying, and that he is trying to save Garak. Tain finds it strange that Bashir is trying to save Garak's life, since he thought Bashir was Garak's friend. Given the earlier exchanges Bashir had with both Dax and Garak, he thinks the matter over for a second before replying, "I suppose I am." In that case, Tain believes Bashir should let Garak die, noting that "for Garak, a life in exile is no life at all."

Bashir reaffirms that his job is to keep Garak alive, and due to his limited knowledge of Cardassian biochemistry, he needs Tain's help. When the Cardassian feigns surprise at Bashir's belief in his ability to have access to such information, Bashir points out that information is Tain's business. When Bashir confronts him with the fact that he ordered Garak to put the implant in his brain, Tain fondly explains that what made Garak special was that he never had to order Garak to do anything.

Tain sarcastically weighs the options, and decides to give Bashir the information. When Bashir thanks him, Tain deflects it, remarking that Garak doesn't deserve a quick death. Instead, he wants Garak to live a long, miserable life, growing old on a station with people who hate him, and knowing that he can never again return home. When Bashir sarcastically observes the lovely sentiment behind Tain's statement, the Cardassian assures him it is from the heart, and sends him on his way.

Before leaving, Bashir asks Tain about what happened to Garak's friend Elim. Laughing, Tain explains that Elim is Garak's first name, and that Garak hasn't changed a bit. Tain remarks that never telling the truth, when a lie would suffice, is a hallmark of Garak's talent for obfuscation. Despite the hatred Tain has expressed, he asks Bashir to tell Garak he misses him. When Bashir orders the runabout to beam him up, he pauses momentarily before he gives the energize command, Tain's words weighing heavily on his mind as he realizes none of Garak's stories were true.

Back aboard DS9, Bashir sits alone, deep in thought at his and Garak's table in the replimat. He is stirred from his trance, surprised when Garak walks up and asks to join him. Bashir seems annoyed, albeit in a concerned manner, that Garak is not in bed. Bed is out of the question, as Garak could not stand being in the infirmary and feels fine anyway. Before his companion can respond, Garak asks how Bashir's Idanian spice pudding tastes. Bashir finds it incredible that Garak can simply go on with life and pretend the last ten days never happened, but as Garak is satisfied with the way things turned out, he sees no point in dwelling on such a difficult time for both of them. Perhaps because he agrees, perhaps because he does not want to argue, Bashir simply sips his beverage.

Garak seems surprised as he informs Bashir that Constable Odo is under the impression he was once a member of the Obsidian Order. Of course, he assured the constable this was untrue. Odo told Garak he plans to keep a close eye on him from now on, which seems fine with Garak as he claims he has nothing to hide. Taking out a data rod, he hands Bashir Meditations on a Crimson Shadow, a Cardassian novel by Preloc. The doctor is unenthusiastic by the notion of more Cardassian literature, but Garak believes this novel is more to Bashir's liking. He explains that it is about a futuristic war between Cardassia and the Klingon Empire. Bashir dryly asks who wins, to which Garak grins and responds, "Who do you think?" "Never mind, don't tell me, I don't want to spoil the ending," Bashir says sarcastically. As Garak laughs, Bashir obviously has something more serious on his mind. He wonders which of the stories about Garak's past are true and which are not. Garak reassures him they are all true – especially the lies.

Memorable QuotesEdit

"I'm a doctor, not a botanist."

- Julian Bashir


"Listen to me, Garak. I've had just about enough of your nonsense. Now, you're coming back to the infirmary with me."
"Oh, I don't think so. Believe me when I tell you there's nothing you can do for me."
"And Quark can, is that it?"
"I thought I was supposed to be the spy."

- Bashir and Garak


"I'm a doctor. You're my patient. That's all I need to know."
"You're wrong, Doctor. You need to know who it is you're trying to save."

- Bashir and Garak


"...And so they exiled you."
"That's right! And left me to live out my days with nothing to look forward to but having lunch with you."
"Well I'm sorry you feel that way. I thought you enjoyed my company."
"Oh, I did. And that's the worst part. I can't believe that I actually enjoyed eating mediocre food and staring into your smug, sanctimonious face. I hate this place, and I hate you."

- Bashir and Garak (Listenfile info)


"I've given up on learning the truth from you, Garak."
"Oh, don't give up on me yet, Doctor! Patience has its rewards."

- Bashir and Garak


"That Cardassian Quark was talking to, Boheeka. I suppose he really did have a reason to fear the Obsidian Order."
"Everyone has reason to fear the Order."

- Bashir and Enabran Tain, on the Obsidian Order


"I want him to live a long, miserable life. I want him to grow old on a station surrounded by people who hate him, knowing that he'll never come home again."
"What a lovely sentiment."
"And it's from the heart, I assure you."

- Enabran Tain and Bashir, on Garak's condition


"I can see that Garak hasn't changed a bit. Never tell the truth when a lie will do. That man has a rare gift for obfuscation. Doctor, Elim is Garak's first name. Now run along home. And Doctor, tell Garak that I miss him."

- Enabran Tain


"Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."

- Garak and Bashir

Background InformationEdit

Story and scriptEdit

ReceptionEdit

  • Although the producers were extremely happy with how this episode turned out, they were disappointed to discover that many fans felt let down because they hadn't learned anything new about Garak. Ira Steven Behr responds to this by saying, "That's such a misreading, a real refusal to see what the show was supposed to be about." Robert Hewitt Wolfe also feels that the episode reveals a lot more than fans gave it credit for; "When I was writing the story, the movie Schindler's List had just come out and Ira was saying , 'Maybe he was Schindler; maybe he was the guy who let the prisoners go.' And then it was, 'Maybe he wasn't; maybe he was the Butcher of Budapest.' So we just kept telling all these lies, and I think the truth lies somewhere in there. Maybe he did let people go. Maybe he did shoot down the ship. Who knows?" (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion).
  • Andrew Robinson has said of this episode, "I wish there was more writing like that for television. I think we'd have a much healthier industry." (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion)

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