Author(s):	The Doctor "as told to Robert Picardo"
Illustrator(s):	Jeff Yagher
Publisher:	Pocket Books
Published:	9 April 2002
Pages:	84
Reference(s):	ISBN 0743437918

The Doctor (aka Robert Picardo) goes into depth about how he felt about various experiences while aboard USS Voyager, such as feeling "betrayed" by Kes when she extended the length of his bout with the flu, as well as genuine and helpful advice for any holograms finding it hard to fit in with 'organics'.

Table of ContentsEdit

• Introduction
• Foreword
• Basics
• Initial Activation
• Real vs. Better
  • Or, Why Organics Resent Holograms
• Ordinary Tasks and Other Humiliations
• Pros and Cons of Hololife
• Etiquette
  • Watching Your A.I. p's and q's
• What's in a Name?
• Dress for Success
  • Reprogramming Your Appearance Parameters
• Expanding Your Program
• Anatomical Correctness
  • The Program Upgrade of Kings
• The Dread D's
  • Deactivation, Decompilation, Deletion
• Any Place I Hang My Holoemitter
• User Friendly
  • Advice for Intimacy Between Humans, Holograms, and Other Hopefuls
• The Road to Selfhood
• Afterword
  • Song of Hologram