"Dillard! Come look at this lift."
"What about it sir?"
"It's an accident waiting to happen. This safety bar is a meter off the floor. What use would it be for a small person?"
"A small person sir?"
"A short alien, a child. This thing's a death trap. And look at this hand rail! Put your hands here while it's going up or down, it'll take your fingers off."
"Why would someone put their hands there, sir?"
- - Tucker and Dillard