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Revision as of 18:24, 31 March 2008
Template:Realworld Archaeologist Vash arrives from the Gamma Quadrant as Q plagues the station and an unknown force threatens to destroy it.
Summary
In the replimat on Deep Space 9, Dr. Julian Bashir recalls when he fought the "toughest battle of my life" to an attractive Bajoran woman, while Chief Miles O'Brien sits in the background, listening and occasionally rolling his eyes. Bashir remembers that during his Starfleet Medical exam, he was the last person in the room and there was no one else to turn to for help. Bashir says that he considered quitting the exam, as he could feel the seconds ticking away. Then, he says he closed his eyes, took a deep breath and he remembered the answer, a paricardial membrane. He entered the answer in just before it was too late. He tells her that it is the stuff that salutatorians are made of. The Bajoran woman wonders why he only made salutatorian. In response, Bashir tells her that during the exam, he mistook a pre-ganglionic fiber for a post-ganglionic nerve. If not for that trick question, Bashir tells her he would have been valedictorian. Bashir begins to tell her more, but then Commander Benjamin Sisko calls both Bashir and O'Brien to landing pad five. At the docking hatch, Sisko and Major Kira Nerys are desperately trying to open the door to the runabout USS Ganges. The Ganges has lost all power and oxygen levels have dropped dangerously low since the ship emerged from the Bajoran wormhole. Inside the Ganges are Lieutenant Jadzia Dax and Ensign Pauley. Bashir scans with his medical tricorder and asks Sisko how many people are inside the runabout. Sisko tells him that there are supposed to be two, but Bashir tells him that he is reading three. Kira suggests firing her Bajoran phaser at the door, but Sisko tells her the door hatch is made of duranium composite; it will take her an hour to burn through. O'Brien then tells Kira to hand him an EPI capacitor, which will re-energize the servos and thus open the door hatch. The hatch opens, with assistance from Sisko and Kira. The crew enters the Ganges. O'Brien helps a woman get to her feet and realizes it is Vash, whom he knew from the USS Enterprise-D. O'Brien asks how she got on board. Dax replies that they found her in the Gamma Quadrant, where she has been residing for the last two years. Sisko advises Bashir to take everyone to the infirmary. O'Brien asks how she got to the Gamma Quadrant by herself, Vash replies that a friend brought her there. As everyone leaves for the infirmary, Q turns around and grins.
Act One
In the infirmary, Bashir scans Vash and finds her to be in perfect health for someone who has been in the Gamma Quadrant for two years and has not had touch with civilization for that long. Vash tells Bashir that the Gamma Quadrant is hardly uncivilized, as there are cultures that have been around for millions of years. In Sisko's office, Sisko discusses with Dax how Vash got to the Gamma Quadrant, as she knew nothing about the wormhole and did not use it to get there. Sisko orders Dax to look into it. In the station's assay office, Vash brings in valuable objects she aquired from the Gamma Quadrant for safe keeping, as she is leaving the next day. Sisko walks to the office and begins talking to Vash. They walk out of the assay office into the promenade. Sisko tells Vash that the Daystrom Institute will be disappointed not to hear from her, as they are anxious to hear what life his like in the Gamma Quadrant. Sisko also discreetly tries to inquire how Vash ended up in the Gamma Quadrant, but she tells him it is a personal matter and she does not want to talk about it. One of Vash's old professors, Woo, wants to speak with her again, which Vash finds ironic, since Woo suspended her membership, twice. Sisko hopes she'll make an exception in this case. Vash replies that it has been twelve years since she has been at Earth and she thinks she may go back. Sisko promises to arrange passage for her.
On the Ganges, O'Brien cannot find out what is wrong with the runabout. The runabout is now in perfect condition, despite what happened to it earlier. O'Brien replies that once new power reserves are put into the Ganges, it should be fully operational. O'Brien tells Sisko that it is like something drained the ship dry. Sisko asks O'Brien how well he knows Vash. O'Brien replies that he hardly knows her at all, from the one time she was onboard the Enterprise. Sisko asks what she was doing there. O'Brien tells Sisko that Vash and Captain Jean-Luc Picard were very, very close on the Enterprise, ever since they first met on Risa. Sisko tells O'Brien that Vash does not seem to be Picard's type, but O'Brien tells him that Picard likes a good challenge. Suddenly, the power goes down in the corridor O'Brien and Sisko are standing in. The power returns. Sisko and O'Brien make their way to Ops, where Sisko asks for a status report. Kira tells him that power has drained. Dax tells the crew that the station's power drain is exactly what happened when the Ganges lost power.
Act Two
O'Brien escorts Vash to her quarters. Vash asks O'Brien how Picard is doing. O'Brien tells her that the last time he saw him, he was fine. Vash tells him that now she is back in the Alpha Quadrant, she will have to look him up. Vash enters her quarters and finds Q there, who cannot believe that she is still pining for Picard, whom he still believes to be a "self-righteous do-gooder". Vash wants to part ways with Q, but Q does not want to leave her. He suggests they still explore the galaxy, as there is still the Delta Quadrant and many other exotic planets to see. Then, Vash's door opens to Quark, the Ferengi bar owner on the station. Q tells him to go away and makes him disappear. Vash makes Q return Quark, which he does. Quark tells Vash that he has heard that she has several items from the Gamma Quadrant that may have enormous financial value. Quark believes he may be able to arrange an auction for Vash's items, for a fifty-fifty split of the profits. Vash, unsatisfied, goes over to Quark and performs oo-mox on him. As she applies the oo-mox on Quark, he lowers his cut of the profits in gold-pressed latinum to twenty-two percent. Q reappears, telling Vash that if Quark was the kind of men she was with before, it is no wonder she was attracted to Picard. The doorbell rings and Q disappears again. Vash answers. Dr. Bashir enters and asks Vash out to dinner at Quark's. She accepts, but asks Bashir to wait for her, so she can freshen up. While Bashir is waiting for Vash in the replimat, Q, disguised as a Bajoran waiter, tells Bashir not to meet with Vash. Bashir takes offense to this and tells Q that is is none of his business and he will be seeing her soon. Q tells Bashir that he looks tired and makes him yawn. Bashir, now very tired, leaves and goes to bed. O'Brien sees Q walking away and exclaims "Bloody hell".
At Ops, O'Brien tells Sisko that Q is onboard the station. Kira is unaware of who Q is. Sisko replies that he is a powerful and extremely unpredictable lifeform. Sisko wonders what Q might want with them. O'Brien suggests Vash might know. Sisko asks how they know each other. O'Brien recalls that they met in Sherwood Forest, when Q played a game on the Enterprise crew. Then, the station's power drains, yet again. O'Brien suggests, since the there has been nothing wrong with the systems for the first time in a month, that Q must be plaing a game with them. At Quark's, Vash and Quark inspect one of Vash's items, a large crystalline jewel. Vash and Quark discuss what the crystal will be worth at the auction, until Sisko enters Quark's, demanding to talk to Vash. Sisko wants her to tell him about Q. However, Q is already in Quark's and asks Sisko if Starfleet is punishing Sisko or if he actually requested command of Deep Space 9.
Act Three
The Gamma Quadrant crystal
Q tells Sisko that he likes the new uniforms he and his station crew now wear and he changes into one of them. Sisko tells Q to cease the power outages afflicting the station. Q tells Sisko to blame him, if it makes him feel better. Q believes the burden of being him is too heavy to bear. Sisko sarcastically tells Q that if he has come looking for sympathy, he has come to the wrong place. Vash tells Q that no one wants him around. Sisko stands up and asks Q if they can continue their discussion privately. In response, Q makes everyone in Quark's disappear, except for Sisko. Sisko grabs Q and tells him to bring everyone back, immediately. Q suggests they settle their differences, so he transforms Quark's into a fighting arena and dons a mustache. After being annoyed and hit in the face by Q, Sisko smacks Q in the face and Q goes down. He replies "You hit me. Picard never hit me!" Sisko bluntly replies "I'm not Picard." Q now believes that Sisko is an easier opponent than Picard was, as he is easier to provoke.
At one of Deep Space 9's airlocks, many aliens who are attending the auction begin to walk towards Quark's, which catches the eye of Deep Space 9's chief of security, Constable Odo. Yet again, the power goes down and Ops begins to lose atmosphere. Fortunately, O'Brien is able to raise the shields. At one of the hull breaches, Dax scans with her tricorder and concludes that the breach was caused by a focused graviton pulse. At Odo's security station, Quark arrives at Odo's request. Odo tells Quark that he knows about the upcoming auction at Quark's. Quark wonders how he found out, surmising that he transformed into a chair or a table. Odo tells Quark that he is never going to figure out that he cannot keep secrets from him. Quark then asks Odo that there must be something that Odo desires, a suit made of Andorian silk, a ring made of Sorax, or a latinum plated bucked for him to regenerate in. Odo considers the suggestion, but rejects it. On the promenade, Q walks with Vash and again asks her to stay with him. Vash tells Q that she does not need him to protect herself. Q then painfully reminds her of the insect bite she received on Erabus Prime. Q then shows what Vash would look like without his help, she begins to lose her hair, there are scars on her face and skin, and she begins to get very weak, to the point where she cannot stand. Q leaves Vash and allows her to reconsider their friendship and he restores her to her natural state.
Act Four
In Sisko's station log, he notes that the station's power is continuing to be drained and is being converted into gravitons. If the drain continues, Deep Space 9's life support system will go offline in less than fourteen hours. The station's Cardassian sensors are not sensitive enough to detect where the power outages are coming from, according to O'Brien. Dax suggests that they flood the station with ionized tritium gas, they could trace the particle flow to the source of the power outages. Sisko orders it done. Then, Q appears on Ops and remarks that Picard and the crew of the Enterprise-D would have solved this problem ages ago. O'Brien tells Q to go do something constructive, like tormenting Cardassians. Q asks if he knows O'Brien. O'Brien tells him he was from the Enterprise. Q remarks that he must have been one of the little people. Q gives Sisko a hint of where the power outages are coming from and tells the crew that Vash is far more dangerous to DS9 than Q is.
In Quark's, Kolos, one of the alien bidders, walks up to Quark. He remarks that the Gamma Quadrant merchandise had better be legitmate, or else he will throw Quark out of the nearest airlock. Quark assures him that each item has been authenticated by Vash, who is the Federation's expert on the Gamma Quadrant. Since that is now out of the way, Kolos asks Quark for a synthale. Quark talks more with Vash and proposes a lucrative business venture with her. Vash insists to Quark that she has slept in her last tent, as she is looking forward to living on Earth again. Then, the station shakes. At Ops, Kira, at her station, is reading that DS9 is being pulled out of its normal position. Sisko orders that thrusters be used to stabilize the station, but that does nothing to stop it from moving. O'Brien suggests that the station's reactors be shut down order to stop the feeding of the station's power to the graviton field. Sisko orders it be done. This, however, does nothing to stop the movement of DS9. Sisko asks Dax to ascertain where the station is headed. The coordinates have Deep Space 9 heading straight for the Bajoran wormhole.
Act Five
The Embryonic lifeform in its spaceborne state.
At Quark's, the alien bidders are unaware of the station approaching it's impending destruction. Quark reminds everyone that payment must be in gold pressed latinum and that all transactions are final. Vash then holds up a statue of Drohlak from the Verathan civilization in the Gamma Quadrant. She proceeds to go into a long discussion about the history of the Verathan civilization, which begins to bore the bidders. Quark tells Vash that this is not the Daystrom Institute, she does not need to put the statue in it's proper historical context, rather Quark tells the bidders that it is rare, beautiful and it is an original Gamma Quadrant piece. The bidding begins. O'Brien starts to flood DS9 with tritium gas and Dax begins a sensor sweep. The first part of the station to be cleared is the docking ring. The tritium gas is draining toward the central core of the station, but O'Brien cannot pinpoint it's exact location. Kira notes that the station will collide with the wormhole in eighteen minutes. During the bidding, Kolos has won the statue of Drohlak for thirty bars of gold pressed latinum. Bidding continues with a dagger. Q, sitting casually behind the bidders, tells them that the station is hurtling toward the Bajoran wormhole and that they will not live long enough to enjoy their purchases. Quark attempts to calm the bidders down by assuring them that everything is under control. The bidding resumes, with Quark's cousin Stol winning the dagger for a hundred and five bars of gold pressed latinum.
With the situation getting worse, Dax suggests returning the station to full power, so they will generate enough energy to create a power drain to trace the source of the station's problems. Seeing no other choice, Sisko orders O'Brien to bring the station to full power. Quark brings out the final auction item, the large crystalline jewel. The starting bid is two hundred bars of gold pressed latinum. Soon, the bidding reaches six hundred bars of latinum. At Ops, the crew is desperately trying to find the source of the station's power drains. Dax finally locates it, on the promenade. Kira and Dax leave, Sisko accompanies them and leaves O'Brien in charge. At Quark's, the bidding has reached 2,500 bars, which astonishes Quark. Q then proceeds to bid 2,501 bars. Sisko, Kira and Dax reach the promenade and scan with tricorders. Dax locates the item in Quark's. Kolos makes a final bid with three thousand bars. Q then bids a million bars on the item. Sisko, Kira and Dax head over to the item up for sale. Sisko removes his combadge and places it on the jewel. He orders O'Brien to shut down the reactors and beam the object into space. The object is beamed five hundred meters away from the docking ring and begins to transform. Sisko, Kira, Dax and Vash look outside the promenade's windows as the creature they have just released heads into the wormhole and back to the Gamma Quadrant. Vash is preparing to leave DS9 for Earth. Quark entices her with news that a Rokai provincial capital has just been uncovered at Tartaras V. Vash decides not to go, as she has her mind set on Earth. Q appears again, calling Earth an abysmal place, although he notes that Earth once had a lot of character a thousand years ago, with the crusades, the Spanish Inquisition and Watergate. Q tells her she would be much happier exploring Tartaras V instead of being at Earth. Q then decides to leave Vash and admits he is going to miss her. Q vanishes again. Vash grabs Quark's lobe and asks him what the quickest way is to Tartaras V. Quark leads her away, just as Bashir awakes from a long sleep induced by Q. He walks up to Dax and asks "Did I miss something"?
Log Entries
- Station log, stardate 46531.2. The station's power is continuing to be drained and converted into gravitons. At this rate, our life support systems will fail in fourteen hours.
- Station log, stardate 46532.3. With the embryonic lifeform off the station, graviton levels have returned to normal. We've used the control thrusters to return the station to its original position.
Memorable Quotes
"What the bloody hell!"
- - Miles O'Brian when he spots Q on Deep Space Nine
"It's got to be Q, another one of his stupid jokes."
"I'm not laughing."
- - Miles O'Brien and Benjamin Sisko
"You hit me... Picard never hit me."
"I'm not Picard."
"Indeed not. You're much easier to provoke. How fortunate for me."
- - Q and Benjamin Sisko
"Enterprise? Oh yes, weren't you one of the little people?"
- - Q to Miles O'Brien, on their last meeting
"An abysmal place, Earth. Oh, don't get me wrong. A thousand years ago it had character: the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, Watergate. Now it's just mind-numbingly dull."
- - Q
"These mating rituals you Humans indulge in are really quite disgusting."
- - Q
"My GOD you're an impertinent waiter!"
- - Bashir, to Q after the latter tells him to stay away from Vash while Q is posing as a waiter at the Replimat
"It's over Q! I want you out of my life! You're arrogant, you're overbearing, and you think you know everything!"
"But... I do know everything."
"That makes it even worse."
- - Vash and Q
"But it's not going to be the same without you. When I look at a gas nebula, all I see is a cloud of dust, but seeing the universe through your eyes I was able to experience... wonder. I'm going to miss that."
- - Q, to Vash
Background Information
- Hannah Louise Shearer's original pitch for this episode involved Vash, but not Q. It was Robert Hewitt Wolfe who brought the character of Q into the episode. (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion)
- This is the only episode of the entire DS9 series in which John de Lancie (Q) appears. It also marks the last appearance of Vash.
- This is the second of John de Lancie's three appearances on Star Trek during the 1992-1993 season. He previously appeared in TNG: "True Q" and appeared again in TNG: "Tapestry".
- This episode contains Deep Space Nine's third reference to the animated television series Ren and Stimpy. The name of the planet Hoek IV in the episode is named after the main character "Ren Höek." The first two Ren and Stimpy references are found in "Babel", where the Ren and Stimpy inspired names Surmak Ren and Spumco are referenced.
- According to the Deep Space Nine Companion, the scene in which Q is surprised that Sisko has hit him, is a sign of the writers' attempts to differentiate Sisko's character from Jean-Luc Picard. Robert Hewitt Wolfe says of the difference between the two characters "Picard is an explorer, and in some ways, very much an intellectual. Sisko is a builder, a different kind of guy. He wears his heart a little more on his sleeve, and he acts on emotion, on instinct, more than Picard." Furthermore, de Lancie himself points out, "Q's relationship with Picard has always been a battle of wits, but I come into Deep Space Nine, and Sisko just bopped me on the nose! From a character point of view, that's a very big difference."
- Armin Shimerman's line "bid high and bid often" is a reference to a quote attributed to the late Richard J. Daley, "vote early and vote often". (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion)
- Robert Hewitt Wolfe makes his writing debut on Deep Space Nine with this episode.
- Julian Bashir relates the story about his final exam when he confused a pre-ganglionic fiber with a post-ganglionic nerve for the first time.
- John de Lancie has spoken of his disappointment with this episode, and he agrees with fans who say that Q is acting out of character. According to de Lancie "Q is best used when he deals with large philosophical issues. And skirt-chasing just isn't one of them." (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion)
- Cirroc Lofton (Jake Sisko) does not appear in this episode.
- The embryonic life form bares a strong resemblance in appearance and story line to the spaceborne entity seen in TNG: "Encounter at Farpoint".
Video and DVD releases
- UK VHS release (two-episode tapes, CIC Video): Volume 4, 6 September 1993.
- As part of the DS9 Season 1 DVD collection.
- As part of the Star Trek: Fan Collective - Q collection.
Links and References
Guest Stars
- Jennifer Hetrick as Vash
- John de Lancie as Q
Co-Stars
- Van Epperson as a Bajoran Clerk
- Tom McCleister as Kolos
- Laura Cameron as a Bajoran Woman
Uncredited Co-Stars
References
Andorian silk; assay office; boxing; Brax; Cardassian; cloud dancers; couscous; Crusades; Daystrom Institute; Delta Quadrant; distant past; duranium; early history; embryonic lifeform; Enterprise-D, USS; Erabus Prime; Errikang system; Errikang VII; Epsilon Hydra system; Epsilon Hydra VII; Federation Archaeology Council; Gamzian wine; Ganges, USS; graviton;gravimetric field; Hoek IV; Kolos; Klingon scout ship; Lantar Nebula; latinum; MK-7 scanner; MK-12 scanner; Mulzirak; Mulzirak transport; Mundahla; Myrmidon; oo-mox; Pauley; Picard, Jean-Luc; Promethean quartz; Q; Quark's; Replimat; Rokai; Rokain; Rul the Obscure; Sampalo relics; Sherwood Forest; Spanish Inquisition; Stol; Surax; Tanesh pottery; Tartaras system; Tartaras V; Teleris Cluster; tridium; Vadris III; Verath system; Verathan; Watergate; Woo
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