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Captain Kirk's Guide to Women

Summary

From the book jacket: Casanova, Don Juan, James Bond – these are men of legendary romance, but there is only one man who can boast that his seductive powers take him boldly where no man has gone before: Captain James T. Kirk.

Captain Kirk's status as an interstellar stud is proven by his ability to seduce any woman, in any situation, in any part of the galaxy. From high-society princesses to unbalanced Orion slave girls, from gender-switching shape-shifters to emotion-deprived androids – they all swoon, acquiesce, and malfunction from just one kiss.

But a single question remains in the minds of millions: How does he do it?

Captain Kirk's Guide to Women is the first book to answer this question by probing deeply into Captain Kirk's character, charisma and seductive techniques, making it possible for any man to model himself after the Casanova of the Cosmos. It is also the only warp-powered romance manual written with enough wit, charm, and humor to help the female of the species make First Contact.

Employing meticulous research, along with fanatic-level detail and the kind of pointy-eared logic even a Vulcan would find fascinating, Captain Kirk's Guide to Women shows you how to be as effective as Captain Kirk.

Excerpts of copyrighted sources are included for review purposes only, without any intention of infringement.

External link

CaptainKirksGuideToWomen.com - book's website

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 '''''Captain Kirk's Guide to Women'''''
-==Summary==
+== Summary ==
+;From the book jacket
-;Blurb
+:''Casanova, Don Juan, James Bond &ndash; these are men of legendary romance, but there is only one man who can boast that his seductive powers take him boldly where no man has gone before: Captain [[James T. Kirk]].''
-:''(from http://www.captainkirksguidetowomen.com)''
-:''Attention, Mister'' &ndash;
+:''Captain Kirk's status as an interstellar stud is proven by his ability to seduce any woman, in any situation, in any part of the [[Milky Way Galaxy|galaxy]]. From high-society princesses to unbalanced [[Orion slave girl]]s, from gender-switching shape-shifters to emotion-deprived [[android]]s &ndash; they all swoon, acquiesce, and malfunction from just one kiss.''
-:''Casanova, Don Juan, James Bond &ndash; these are men of legendary romance, but there is only one man who can boast that his seductive powers take him boldly where no man has gone before:''
+:''But a single question remains in the minds of millions: How does he do it?''
-:::'''''Captain James T. Kirk'''''
+:Captain Kirk's Guide to Women ''is the first book to answer this question by probing deeply into Captain Kirk's character, charisma and seductive techniques, making it possible for any man to model himself after the Casanova of the Cosmos. It is also the only warp-powered romance manual written with enough wit, charm, and humor to help the female of the species make [[First Contact]].''
-:''Played by the incomparable [[William Shatner]] (who is still charming their pants off on ABC's ''Boston Legal''), Captain Kirk's status as an Interstellar Stud is proven by his ability to seduce any woman, in any situation, in any part of [[the galaxy]]. Women from high society princesses to insane asylum slave girls; from blood sucking shape-shifters to emotion-deprived androids- they all swoon, acquiesce, and malfunction from just one kiss.''
+:''Employing meticulous research, along with fanatic-level detail and the kind of pointy-eared logic even a [[Vulcan]] would find fascinating, ''Captain Kirk's Guide to Women'' shows you how to be as effective as Captain Kirk.''
-:''And a monologue.''
+{{review}}
+== External link ==
-:''But a single question remains in the minds of millions of ''Star Trek'' fans aboard Spaceship Earth:''
+* [http://www.captainkirksguidetowomen.com/ CaptainKirksGuideToWomen.com] - book's website
-:::'''''HOW DOES HE DO IT?'''''
-:'''CAPTAIN KIRK'S GUIDE TO WOMEN''' ''is the first book to answer this question by probing deeply into Captain Kirk's character, charisma and seductive techniques, making it possible for any man to model the Casanova of the Cosmos. It is also the only Warp-Powered Romance manual written with enough wit, charm, and humor to help the female of the species better understand their men without a Universal Translator.''
-:''Employing meticulous research from Star Fleet's computers, along with fanatic-level detail from ''[[Star Trek: The Original Series]]'', and the kind of pointy-eared logic even a green-blooded [[Vulcan]] would find fascinating, ''CAPTAIN KIRK'S GUIDE TO WOMEN'' shows YOU how to be as stunning as Captain Kirk &ndash; even if your love life is dead, Jim.''
-{{review}}
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